The adventures of Herbert and the evil monkey

The day after

Sam and Herbert wake up the next day and Sam actually woke up earlier then Herbert to make breakfast And Sam made chocolate chip pancakes with bacon and hash browns and lemonade When Herbert woke up he was so happy cause all this good food and Sam was proud of what he had made And Herbert stuffed his food in his face and ate it fast so that he could go to his friends house Sam was like where you going Herbert and Herbert said well I have to meet a friend to fix my papers for The monkey and Sam said oh okay see you later So Herbert left and the monkey started staring at Sam Then Sam got scared and slowly walked to his bedroom and the monkey followed him and locked his bedroom door when they were both in it. The monkey put on his evil smile And sam hid under the bed so the monkey Followed him with a knife And Sam said no back off and grabbed the knife the monkey got so scared he ran out the house And then Sam called the cops on the monkey So Sam then called Herbert and told him the monkey is loose again and Herbert started cussing a lot and Sam had to calm him down Sam and Herbert went to adopt a new monkey And it was a newborn baby monkey so they decided to name her ally And ally had a sister who she loved very much but ally was sad that she had to leave her so she held her very tightly, not letting go. So Herbert and Sam bought her sister to so ally could be happy And ally was happy with her sister named coco So they went home left the monkeys there and went to hang out with friends But then chicken nugget saw that they bought new monkeys and he decided to murder them so he broke into the house with a knife And when Sam and Herbert got back home they saw and they cried And they saw chicken nugget eating a mouse in the bathroom so Sam took a knife to kill chicken nugget And Herbert vomited so much he's stomach hurted So chicken nugget heard the vomiting so he turned around and saw Sam trying to kill him So Sam ran out to Herbert and got on a bike they fell off straight away so they just ran to a shop with cameras so thus could be safe But chicken nugget dressed up like a human and followed them and kidnapped them to a dark room So they got so damn scared they cried for help But nobody heard them so the monkey slapped their faces and said SHUT UP OR ILL KILL YOU!!! And Herbert peed in his pants 😭 And then Sam said what's this wet thing as he could not see a thing he thought it was water so he drank it and said I think this water is abit old but it's never a bad time to hydrate Then Herbert said NO SAM THAT WAS... Nevermind.. Then Sam made a confused face but the monkey took out a knife And they just heard a sharpe knife so they screamed as loud as possible so they lost they're voices And the monkey also took out a gun and Sam said WHERE THE FUCK DO YOU GET THESE WEAPONS??? And Herbert said I KNOW RIGHT? And they both started laughing So the monkey obviously got offended so he ran outside to cry and then took a few mintues break then went back and told them I'm not a monkey I'm an undercover police man slash mugger Then her it said oh shiat really. Sam said I HIGHLY DOUBT THAT STUPID. then Justin bieber quietly walked on behind the monkey and started choking him And the monkey turned around and said IN A BIG VOICE IM YOUR FATHER SAM MY NAME IS FREDRICK Sam repeated it again I HIGHLY DOUBT THAT STUPID. And the monkey took off the monkey suit and said see who I am. Sam said your still a monkey. Then Justin bieber did a face palm and said really. Herbert kicked the monkey Them Herbert started dancing with Justin bieber To Justin's song called baby And Sam screamed HELLO PEOPLE!! IM STILL TIED UP So then the monkey let him loose there was a catch thou. He had to sing with Justin Sam said um, w-which song? Monkey said sweet love. Sam and Justin sang with all my heart I love you baby stay with me and you will see then monkey got jealous Then the monkey said okay okay your free Then Justin bieber slapped the monkey real hard and knocked him out And Sam said wow Justin your buff With a cheeky smirk Justin said thanks bro and Herbert got jelly And all along Herbert was sams bass player And Justin bieber said hey Sam you wanna come to my party? Sam said yes definitely how could I not Then Justin smiled and said PEACE BRO ✌🏼 and Sam said bye Herbert said do you think he liked me Sam said yeah man And Herbert knew Sam was lying So he got a bit shy Sam said Herbert cmon we gotta go get ready for the party it's in like, 1 hour And Herbert said but I don't have anything nice to wear so we gotta go shopping Sam said Mkay cmon! Ok let's go by train said Herbert cause it's far ok Sam said