Hairy was 2 year old. His parent doesn't like him. They want boy like Neville Longbossum, but he comes later. Hairy was put up for adoption, and then his cousin adopted him, and he was name, Dougly. Dougly was an obese, and Hairy was also an obese, but then Dougly take his food and he not obese. Hairy wanted to go an adventure, but was only 2, so Dougly say no. Hairy tell him he quickscope him if can't go adventure. That make Dougly spook, and he say yee. Hairy change diaper then he go an adventure.
Hairy finds book call Lord of Ring. He read about Gandall. Gandall is old. Gandall was kill one day. Hairy got sad.
Hairy keeps going an adventure, until he gets to Deetrot Zoo. The zoo had snakes, and Hairy say to snakes "Hey snakes, your an fegit."
This make snakes mad. Snakes try kill Hairy, but they miss. Hairy runs and escape.
Hairy had to go potty, so he stop at 7/11 to tinkle.
When sun rise, Hairy decide to go home.
Dougly tell him he dumb when he get home. Hairy cry cause just an baby.
Later that knight, a man with white beard crawl to Hairy cupboard while he sleeps. He tell him "you'll go to school and learn magic."
Hairy say ok, but actually was sleeping so didn't.
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Hairy Porter and the lost time of the hufflepuff Griffindore
JugendliteraturHairy porter died but what if he wasn't kill? That's where story begins, back in year 1976, Snape was guy, an he like to be mean. Hairy dad no liked him. But what if fumbledore was not reserected?
