Catnip (One Piece x reader)

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Chapter 1

Y/N'S POV:

Water droplets rhythmically hit my  umbrella as I walk down the street. Looking down at the pavement I do my best to avoid the puddles. 'I should of worn boots...'

Taking a breath in and looking up from the sidewalk I watched the small drops fall from the sky, "Today sucked." I mumbled to no one in particular.

Not feeling like trying to make a meal at home, tired of walking in the rain, and cheep, I decide to get some fast food. Not the healthiest thing but I don't really care at this point.

I've worked my butt off for years to land my dream job but apparently every business in the field isn't interested in hiring. So my ass got landed in a boring job that shoves to much work on me. More like everyone in my department is spineless and annoying.

'I don't get paid enough.'

Entering the nearest fast food place, I close my umbrella get in line to order. Luckily there was only one person in front of me, not that much of a surprise considering it was 5am

'Works a bitch.'

"Hi, can I get Burger?" I groggily ask the cashier.

The cashier looking about as tired as I was replied with a "Sure thing" And "That will be this much".

Rummaging through my wallet I pull out my credit card to pay for the meal. Grabbing my receipt and giving my name I go look of a place to sit.

'This place is gross.'

I forgot how dirty these places can be, but I'm tired so who cares. Finding a open spot in the corner I wait for my name to be called. The sound of rain hitting the glass starts to calm as the sun starts rising, the sky becoming many warm colors. 'Only if it was warm outside.'

After a bit my name is called and I get my burger. Seeing as the rain stoped and this place is kinda gross I decided to walk home and enjoy my food.

Walking past an alleyway I hear a hushed argument, that's not a good sign. So I don't pay it much mine and start to speed walk past the alley. 'Its probably my brain being tired and stupid ' That is until I heard a loud sound emanate from said alleyway, which kinda made me freeze up. Shifting my view towards the alleyway I see a cat nexts to a knocked over garbage can.

"Huh, nice." I absentmindedly spit out.

The cats head snaps in my direction, then starts to intensely stare at me(?) and cox it's head a little "Meat?"

"... What?"

The cat seams to become more lively the longer I stayed frozen, "MEAT!" The booming voice sounded.

The cat then got up on it's hind legs and started to contort in an unnatural way "GOMU GOMU NO-"

Not wanting to stick around for whatever this is I start booking it down the sidewalk as fast as humanly possible. 'Was that cat was talking? Ya no, definitely not. I'm just tired, definitely tired! I just need to get home and sleep! No problem.'

Glancing behind me I see the cat using a lamppost to launch it's self in my direction. 'Hell. This is definitely hell. Haha, I'm gonna get killed my a weird demon cat.'

Looking ahead I see a large truck driving kinda fast down the road, splashing muddy water onto the sidewalk. Talking cat can wait, I'm got getting drenched on top of this.

Unfurling my umbrella I crouch down to block the onslaught of wretched water, luckily I was unscathed. Well, except my shoes...

'R.I.P.'

Looking back I notice the cat vanished... Thats not good. Feeling a wave of dread wash over me I check the alleyway were I first saw the cat, I don't know why.

Peering into the alley I saw a orange cat bashing the originals cats head into a brick wall. "What in the world???" I immediately regret speaking as it catches the orange cats attention.

The orange cat pressing the other cats (that I now notice is black) head a little harder into the the wall.

Then it spoke. "Dammit Luffy!" A feminine voice roared.

The black cat started started to say a half ass apology. "I'm sorry Nami..." The cats stomach let out a rumble, surprisingly loud considering it's size.

As concerned and confused as I, was I pulled myself together. "Sorry, but why?" I say gesturing towards the two odd cat.

Hearing some shifting, I look and see a small cat thing with antlers hiding the wrong way round... "Ya, I'm just gonna not." I say with a straight face.

Putting my attention back on the black cat that started this hole interaction, I take the rapper of my burger, place it on the ground and set the thing on top of it.

"I lost my appetite, you can have it." Then I walked home.

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Getting home I took my shoes off and crashed. Right in front of my door...

At least that's we're I woke up.

"THERE OKAY!"

Jesus what-?!?

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