Friendship

Nairobi II

To be fair, I wasn't impatient at all, I frankly couldn't care less and the days just past, I even blanked out about the existence of my penpal and the days just past with me giving no attention to her.

My teacher and all the others were very perked up about the penpals and acted like their whole world was Amsterdam and letters.

The day when the letters arrived, everybody became excited and nobody, including our no nonsense teacher who could possibly stop babbling about our penpals, he even prayed over these letters. You would think that the letters weren't just ordinary letters, but that they came with money and gold.

Everybody had to collect his or her letter, I reluctantly and in a very lazy manner I made my way to the teacher's desk and my eyes fell on the pink letter, it made me sick, yes it did make me sick.

I dragged myself to my table and dropped myself on my chair. I opened my letter halfway, became tired and started to take a nap. A strange flowery scent came from the letter, oh God she perfumed it. I hope that she isn't a psycho nitwit.

I opened my eyes and observed the envelope it was pink with roses and hearts. Her handwriting was nice, way better than my toddler handwriting. I read the address 'De 4e soesterbergstraat' sounds fancy. What would her house look like?, I might look it up later.

"Kiano, when you're done with admiring the outside of the envelope, you might want to actually open it and read the content. The content is maybe equally interested. " The class all turned their heads to me and noticed the pink girly envelope, I looked around and all the envelopes were either black or white.

"Kiano has a Dutch admirer!" A girl shouted out, a choir of uncontrollable laughing children filled the atmosphere, even our teacher was laughing. Everybody stopped laughing in an instant when he stood up.

"Leave Kai and his girlfriend alone, Kai do you want some privacy?" This was it, everybody was on the floor dying of laughter, the bell rang indicating that the lesson was over. I shamefully made my way to the other class.

"Kai. Kai. KAI!" I turned around to see Tansy, can I make a run for it?

"Kai, Wait baby, Kiano I now that you saw me and that you hear me now!" Can somebody shoot me or kill me with a toothpick. Man up Kiano I took a deep breath and made my way to the predator.

"Akila" My fierce manly look, melted her heart. Tansy in her natural habitat ready to attack the prey.

"So baby, I heard something about your Dutch girlfriend," Okay, dear life I salute you, au revoir, good bye. So long.

"Kai, I heard something about your girlfriend," her smile became more forced and creepy.

"It isn't m-m-".... "OF COURSE IT ISN'T YOUR GIRLFRIEND, KAI YOU BELONG TO ME AND I WILL (*-"--+2+7;3) EVERY PERSON WHO COMES NEAR YOU," she took a deep breath, "bye baby,"
Why is she so damn creepy.

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"How was school Zachariah?" My mom asked, my childish idiotic brother who was eating like an animal nodded. My mother praised him for his super clever answer.

How was school Zachariah- yes nod.

My mom is too loveable.

"Zachariah, you really are a man like your father," nod again, yes, he is the man with soup on his chin and on his lap. Very manly man.

"School was cool too," My mother turned her face finally realizing my existence.

"Oh was it, good for you Kaino" My mother always forgot my name, I didn't even bother to care. I noticed an evil grin spreading on my brother's face.

"Well, your girlfriend was pretty angry at you. So It wasn't that cool," I wished that I could stop the time and beat my brother up. Can I make a run for it.

"A GIRLFRIEND WHO GAVE YOU THE AUDA-... HUH... KAI! WHERE ARE YOU GOING!" My dad angrily yelled, my mother faked an heart attack(she is a cliche) and I was too fast for my brother, locks are very handy especially in my house.

Why the hell would he even say that to my parents?, why did Akila start tripping?, why were there rumors spread about me?, why did that dutch girl ruin my day?

JEEZ, I AM MISSING DESSERT. My whole life is ruined. The stupid letter, the foolish girl. I was so tempted to throw the thing away, I fished the letter out of my bag and started reading.

I am almost afraid to use the name Kai- aw that's cute, whatever.

I know that this is an awkward letter for you to read- oh Rachel you have no idea, how awkward this is for me.

Rachel a Nerd-Sighs cute.

Let me try to write a better and nicer letter, she really did her best. Let me show some effort to her and especially to my teacher.

Hey Rachel,

Don't be afraid to use the name Kai, but if you prefer the name Kiano it's alright.

Today I got your pink envelope with hearts and flowers and how adorable I thought it was after reflecting it for almost 4 hours, it did kind of ruin my life.

My biggest girl stalker almost killed me, my parents almost killed me for thinking that I have a girlfriend from the Netherlands. I am allowed to have a girlfriend when I am 48. My brother became an even bigger pain.

So, yeah, you ruined my life, but it's okay because I am eating a dessert. OH, NOT EVEN, BECAUSE MY MOTHER WON'T GIVE ME DESSERT.

I am calm now, can you please write back some awesome stuff, because I am kind of bored of your letters now.

Bye Rachel

I can't be nice to girls, I am just a pain. Akila is an exception, because she is a creep and I am terrified of her. Since we were small kids, she was in love with me and certain that we were made for each other. Every girl that came close to me had to get passed Akila.

Akila, who was called Atila. Was gigantic she barely fits through most doors and I was ready to move out of Kenia to flee from Akila.

Someone shook me out of my deep thoughts by knocking on my door, It was my idiotic brother so I just closed my eyes and ignored him, not knowing that I would regret it later on.