Christian Slater one-shots, imagines, and preferences

Head-canons for dating Christian Slater

. Ok so I'm gonna start off with some nicknames that this man has for you. 

. Dating this man is gonna be chaotic so of course there are gonna be some chaotic names.

.  So starting off strong with love. (Now I know this isn't super chaotic but hold on were getting there)

. Well there's really a simple explanation on why he calls you that. The soul reason he does is because you're his love. He loves you very much and cares very deeply about you. 

. Also when I say that this mans loves you.

. He LOVEEEEEES You. 

. Whenever I see interviews of him I always get that vibe that if his with someone he's gonna give them all of his love. 

. NOW ONTO THE CHAOTIC ONES!!!!!!!

. Now I defiantly feel that he would give you the most random nicknames like an inanimate object of some sort. Like anything that would come to his mind first he would call you. 

. Like out of the blue he'll literally be like "Honeypot come here please", "Math textbook I need help!", "Cherry princess I want CUDDLES!" 

. Ok I know this sounds really random but honestly I feel like he would either do this to annoy you or do it because he loves you.

. There really is no in-between 

. The nickname he calls you most though and is the most chaotic one is umm PILLOW.

. He would defiantly just call you pillow because you're literally his pillow. Whenever you two cuddle he loves to just lay on you sometimes after he has like a really exhausting day or something and just wants to rest and he'll be like "Pillow can I lay on you?" 

. OFC he would have those DAMN PUPPY EYES. 

. Ok so the reason on why you were given this nickname/like when and how he started calling you it is because one of his friends let's go with Winona Ryder in this case. 

. They were on the set of Heathers and this is when you and Christian started dating. Winona loves to tease Christian about how much he loves you and how much time he pends time with you. As the two of them are just on set just joking around behind the cameras she says "Christian I bet that y/n will answer to anything." "What do you mean y/n will answer to anything?" "You know like they'll answer to you by any name you call them by." As you know Christian being Christian decides to test it out. So when he comes home after a long day of filming to your apartment that you two share. Christian walks in the door and as he is taking his coat off he says "Pillow I'm home!" As he says that you are currently in his room stealing one of his shirts, hoodies whatever floats your boat. You have your face stuffed into the drawer where he keeps his clothes and you hear him say that. So immediately you stand up, run to the door of his room and  stick your head out to see him and say "Hi Sweetie". Christian is taking a minute to process that you actually responded to him with that name. As he is processing you run up and jump into his arms. I forgot to mention that Winona is also there because she wanted to see this go down. She is standing there behind Christian smirking because she proved herself right. "You two are nuts." "Yeah we are." Christian responds with, you and him erupt into laughter. "But seriously though y/n you respond with that name." "I don't care I literally called Christian a bug the other day." "Yeah I've answered to skateboard and bat before "Also proving my point you two are nuts." "Shut up" you both say. 

. Honestly I just think of that as one of the chaotic moments in your relationship but it's not the most chaotic. There is plenty more chaotic moments but that one is the one of the sweet funny ones.

. Going onto dates. 

. This man has pretty interesting ideas for dates for you too.

. There are either dates where you just chill or one's where you guys go all out. 

. Like going to concerts is something you guys normally do for dates. 

. I imagine him having an interesting music taste so any concert that is in town, he will go to with you. 

. Another interesting date idea he likes to do is painting dates.

. He'll like go to the store and buy a whole lot of art supplies. 

. He will set up a big blanket in a park like a big picnic blanket. 

. You guys will bring a food so guys just sit, paint, talk, eat and laugh the day away. 

. For all you art people out there I can totally see him trying to paint or draw a self portrait of you and just failing miserably while you draw him flawlessly. 

. Christian seems totally like a clingy boyfriend while also giving you your space. He likes spending a lot of time with you though. 

. Like he'll just take a day and call in sick just so that you two can be together.

. There was one time where he called in sick the night before just so that he can spend the next day with you. Then the next day he actually gets sick. So guess who spends the day taking care of him. That day was filled with you babying him and basically being his personal waiter. He was upset that he wanted to spend a more ideal fun day with you. But the day was pretty special to you because it was filled with binging movies, eating junk food, having to taste icky medicine but the reward of it was lots of cuddles, and most importantly many sweet kisses. 

.When you two are together this man is very devoted to your relationship 

. When he's with you he's with you and nobody else. 

. Overall I think dating him would be the most wholesome, loving and cannot forget CHAOTIC EXPERIENCE but overall it's a great one.

Hi I know it's been a while but I've been waiting to get this one out for a while. I'm sick while writing this so I'm sorry if this sucks. I'm trying to think of other imagines and stuff for this book. So suggestions would be very much appreciated.