Hello! I think my Darkstalker has gone insane. This is Wildfire's cooking show!
So, uh, we're making Fathom and Indigo!
"WHAT DID I EVER DO TO YOU? I CREATED YOU!"
"You made me as a desperate attempt to get votes on a wattpad book" (this is a joke. But if you want to you can vote!)
"Fu-"
=====+ Ingredients =====+
This is a TWO PARTER, so you will need a lot of ingredients.
Alright!
1 Also Very Stupid Queen (how will this make a different dragon, how do I know it's not another Darkstalker? HOW DO I KNOW HisssImaHuman ISN'T MESSING WITH MY MIND? We need a hero! Where's HisssImaDragon/Darkrain?)
1 cup of Animus Power (WHAT THE H E DOUBLE HOCKEY STICKS? NO MORE DARKSTALKERS!)
2 cups of Very Disappointed Grandfather (this is bullshit)
1 cup dead queen (what da fuck)
1 NEW Very Stupid Queen (And improved! More stupidity)
1 cup dead grandfather
3 cups of SeaWing Royalty all wanting you dead (??? ᓭ𝙹ᒲᒷ𝙹リᒷ ⍑ᒷꖎ!¡! ∴⍑ᔑℸ ̣ ℸ ̣ ⍑ᒷ ⎓⚍ᓵꖌ)
hell nah im out, hey Firewild want to do this?
"no, im watching"
"i hate you"
3 cups of forgiveness (oh, ig it's not darkstalker, sorry HisssImaHuman!)
1 cup of a stupid purple girlfriend.
1 new friend
1 new friend's true love he found in a dream
1 cup of being terrified of your new friend
1 cup new friend's true love he found in a dream being terrified of new friend
-====+ Recipe +====-
Alright! Add a 1 Very Stupid Queen, 1 cup animus powder, 1 cup very disappointed grandfather, and stir! Wait about 3-4 years and add the next 1 cup very disappointed grandfather. A little while later, your very Disappointed Grandfather goes to get some milk and drowns the very stupid queen with it. He later disappears (You sure i didn't mix it up with the reader's dad?). You'll be left with a white powder of Great People Who Did Stupid Things.
Make a new mixture starting with your new white powder, add 1 cup of stupid purple girlfriend, 1&1/2 cups of forgiveness, 1 cup dead grandfather, NEW Very Stupid Queen, 1 cup old dead queen. Let that sit for a year.
add 1 new friend, 1 new friend's true love he found in a dream, 1 cup of being terrified of your new friend, 1 cup new friend's true love he found in a dream being terrified of new friend
And THROW THAT THING AT DARKSTALKER!
epic battle scene
Wildfire grabs his clone Firewild and ATTACK!
Fathom, use BECOME FRIEND!
Attack CONFUSES Darkstalker!
Darkstalker uses also BECOME FRIEND
Fathom, use Indigo!
Indigo gets Darkstalker mad!
Darkstalker uses enchant, Indigo faints!
Fathom, use give life advice!
Darkstalker uses Hell No!
Fathom, use Magic Betrayal!
Clearsight, use ULTRA BETRAY BOYFRIEND
Your Darkstalker should be gone, forever!
(I hope!)
⭐ Reviews ⭐
⭐⭐⭐⭐ - Clearsight - I wish it didn't have to end this way :(
⭐ - Pearl - eh, idrc
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ - Queen Diamond - AWESOME, AMAZING!
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ - Vigilance - The BEST recipe of ALL TIME!
Soon we'll be learning how to make your own Prophecy Dragonets!
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