Avengers React

6 | D.B Cooper (L:GP)

OKAY DOES ANYONE KNOW WHAT THE BET WAS? I HAVE NO CLUE AND I SORT OF JUST ASSUMED LOL

!! Warnings, Mentions of a Bomb Threat and Loki's bad coping mechanisms of joking about his Suicide Attempt !!
So, I saw on- it was either Instagram or Pinterest, that while the Bisexual Loki representation could have been a little more inclusive in his attraction to men because there should be more MLM relations in Marvel, like maybe making the Flight Attendant a man and then I DID.
It was something like that anyways

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"And we're going back to Loki." Mobius announced and Loki groaned. "Alright, what is it this time? How I tried to throw myself off the edge of the Rainbow Bridge?" He grumbled, sinking into his chair.

Thor gave his shoulder a squeeze. Mobius chuckled. "Actually no. It's concerning a little, lost bet."

A silence fell over the Asgardians, besides Odin, Valkyrie, and Frigga of course. Loki's face turned into a horrified and shocked expression, while Heimdall bit into his knuckle to muffle the sound of a laugh, Thor on the other hand not even trying to silence his.

"Thor? What is the meaning of this?" Frigga smiled, puzzled, not in anger, just confusion. Odin looked over, showing his clear disappointment but said nothing, knowing he was a words away from Frigga slapping him.

"Oh, a while ago, Thor made a bet with Loki of who could get the most birds while out hunting." Hogan smiled as Loki exhaled and sank even deeper into his chair. "What happened?" Pepper chuckled.

"Nothing important!" Loki insisted as he tried to sit up but Heimdall laughed. "Loki was too short to get close enough to the last one." Sif snickered and Loki yanked his boot off, chucking it to the back of her head.

"You're shorter than me!" He hissed hut she just kept laughing. "And then Loki had to— oh you'll see I don't want to ruin it." Fandral giggled and Loki grumbled, glaring to Heimdall and Thor. "I can't believe you told them." "Oh it's just a bit of fun, Loki."

"What did he have to do?" Natasha asked and Strange chuckled. "Have you ever heard of D.B. Cooper?" Everyone went quiet in surprise. "NO WAY!" Clint gasped and Loki just groaned, TVA Loki doing the same.

The screen faded to that of the inside of a plane. "From the flight deck, Captain William A. Scott, Northwest Orient Airlines 305, on schedule to land in Seattle. Flight time today, approximately..." said the captain over the PA as a flight attendant made his way down the aisle with a tray.

"Bourbon and soda?" He offered to an on-screen younger Loki with shorter hair, one leg folded over the other. "Thank you." He said politely, taking a glass, the low hum of the plane playing along with the background music.

"Woah! That's you? Your hair is so short!" Vision pointed out and Loki put his hands up in a sort of, 'guilty as charged' way.

"Bourbon and soda, psh, you weren't even old enough to drink when you had to invade the planet, in human years." Bruce acknowledged, and Loki replied with a little grumble.

"Absolutely. Is there anything else I can do for you, sir?" The flight attendant asked, and Loki reached into his suit, pulling out a piece of paper and offering it to him between his fingers. "I suppose we'll find out, won't we?" Loki chuckled.