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(Me when i was at school)

i hear amogus

this so sus

OMG UR A WRAPPER

that rhymed

im better than emimen

enimen

eminem

wrap god

u r a fraud

i fished in the lake for some cod

fukced in the ass by god

i found ir dads dead bod

god stole my cod

now im playing cod

it was covered in cod

why r we rhyming cod with cod

damn ur sad had a nice bod

he has a dumpy its too bad i found his corpse covered in cod

i enjoy ur dads rod

its built like a cod

dumpier than romeo his rod wouldve been rustier than the cod that was stolen from me by god if only i didnt find ur dads dead bod

yk necrophilia thats kinda odd

fortnite i pod

dont wanna be caught doing somethingthats nasy like ur dads rod

Im died

ur dad he lied

ur mother she is fried

ur atopted he said no way this shrimp fried (this rice)

at 3 am i cried

i called among us at night

he came to my house and turned off my lights

he ate all my furniture no house in sight

these people have too many fights

hit him with a bat i might

he fight in bed i fight him back we makeout have children and i wake up to find such happenings will never come to light

sure gave me a fright too traumatized to fly a kite

oh no this is not right

went on a plane with very high flight

the winds gone clouds are down me and ur dad are being crazier than the monkeys at the zoo site

i got ur dad pregnant and now hes going into labor tonight

idk anymore words that end with ight but thats aight cause i got romeos ass to eat all night

im the real shakespeare he aint got nothin on me

rip his pages and sting his dead body like a bee

penetrate shakespeare unlock him like a key

i escaped from prison and now i am free

im about to committ another crime im homeless and need something to eat

yeah maybe i like feet

but that doesnt mean i cant suck that meat

so maybe i just need something to beat

like maybe ur mom ur dad ooo turnin up this heat

and eat this bread made of wheat

but its bland and boring so on my face u can take a seat

even take with me this sheet

your sheet too which i will eat

thats neat but tonight ur mother i will meet

threw ur fortnite card out the window like yeet

tell me why yo momma red like a beet

is she on her period cause damn she cranky

i think your uncles name is franky

honestly thats quite sussy

put among us in ur moms pussy

dad when can i go to see the worldussy

pop this badussy

my homie just gave me his badussy

freddy fazbear got that frussy

he drove me home and he started romanticaly cussin

dude this mcdonalds hamburber is bussin

what could be better than this burgussy

listening to classical music by debussy

vibin to this sick beat that shakes my pussy

(walter white making meth .png)

walter white making meth he really takes away my breath

all this meth will be my death

doth with death do us part

man i really gotta shart

your father is a work of art

i go into his room and do my part

he so expensive i put him in my shopping cart

he really stole my heart

he stole my heart now i steal his virginity

ill penetrate him unless he evaporates from the vicinity

the amount of bitches i have is infinty

to infinity and beyond

ya ur mom got conned

because i am james bond

ur dad i am very fond

SORRY TO BREAK THE RAPPING I was going to the restroom and as i was walking out of the locker room i saw some girls pinning each other on the locker

dam thats kinda gay and sus

i wonder if that can be us

would you like to thank jesus christ our savior to commemorate this song

jeus christ will be god but not for long

im now the god all along

so i sing this song

i was the sussy imposter in the wrong

my osu pp is so long

then i hit the bong

while listening to baby shark by pinkfong

i slapped yo mom on the back of the neck and it made a bing bong bing bong sound effects

i am the master of secks

i ate taco bell while making the taco bell sfx

my iphone is dying so it is now my ex

android*

its literally gonna die

goodbyE

goodbyE

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