(Me when i was at school)
i hear amogus
this so sus
OMG UR A WRAPPER
that rhymed
im better than emimen
enimen
eminem
wrap god
u r a fraud
i fished in the lake for some cod
fukced in the ass by god
i found ir dads dead bod
god stole my cod
now im playing cod
it was covered in cod
why r we rhyming cod with cod
damn ur sad had a nice bod
he has a dumpy its too bad i found his corpse covered in cod
i enjoy ur dads rod
its built like a cod
dumpier than romeo his rod wouldve been rustier than the cod that was stolen from me by god if only i didnt find ur dads dead bod
yk necrophilia thats kinda odd
fortnite i pod
dont wanna be caught doing somethingthats nasy like ur dads rod
Im died
ur dad he lied
ur mother she is fried
ur atopted he said no way this shrimp fried (this rice)
at 3 am i cried
i called among us at night
he came to my house and turned off my lights
he ate all my furniture no house in sight
these people have too many fights
hit him with a bat i might
he fight in bed i fight him back we makeout have children and i wake up to find such happenings will never come to light
sure gave me a fright too traumatized to fly a kite
oh no this is not right
went on a plane with very high flight
the winds gone clouds are down me and ur dad are being crazier than the monkeys at the zoo site
i got ur dad pregnant and now hes going into labor tonight
idk anymore words that end with ight but thats aight cause i got romeos ass to eat all night
im the real shakespeare he aint got nothin on me
rip his pages and sting his dead body like a bee
penetrate shakespeare unlock him like a key
i escaped from prison and now i am free
im about to committ another crime im homeless and need something to eat
yeah maybe i like feet
but that doesnt mean i cant suck that meat
so maybe i just need something to beat
like maybe ur mom ur dad ooo turnin up this heat
and eat this bread made of wheat
but its bland and boring so on my face u can take a seat
even take with me this sheet
your sheet too which i will eat
thats neat but tonight ur mother i will meet
threw ur fortnite card out the window like yeet
tell me why yo momma red like a beet
is she on her period cause damn she cranky
i think your uncles name is franky
honestly thats quite sussy
put among us in ur moms pussy
dad when can i go to see the worldussy
pop this badussy
my homie just gave me his badussy
freddy fazbear got that frussy
he drove me home and he started romanticaly cussin
dude this mcdonalds hamburber is bussin
what could be better than this burgussy
listening to classical music by debussy
vibin to this sick beat that shakes my pussy
(walter white making meth .png)
walter white making meth he really takes away my breath
all this meth will be my death
doth with death do us part
man i really gotta shart
your father is a work of art
i go into his room and do my part
he so expensive i put him in my shopping cart
he really stole my heart
he stole my heart now i steal his virginity
ill penetrate him unless he evaporates from the vicinity
the amount of bitches i have is infinty
to infinity and beyond
ya ur mom got conned
because i am james bond
ur dad i am very fond
SORRY TO BREAK THE RAPPING I was going to the restroom and as i was walking out of the locker room i saw some girls pinning each other on the locker
dam thats kinda gay and sus
i wonder if that can be us
would you like to thank jesus christ our savior to commemorate this song
jeus christ will be god but not for long
im now the god all along
so i sing this song
i was the sussy imposter in the wrong
my osu pp is so long
then i hit the bong
while listening to baby shark by pinkfong
i slapped yo mom on the back of the neck and it made a bing bong bing bong sound effects
i am the master of secks
i ate taco bell while making the taco bell sfx
my iphone is dying so it is now my ex
android*
its literally gonna die
goodbyE
YOU ARE READING
rapping
Poetryjust rapping in discord credit to my homies partaking in some tomfoolery