rapping

A FREAKING RAP BATTLE

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY WHO FRICKING WINS COMMENT DOWN BELOW MANLYYOIMIYAFAN VS CARP

m: ur parents hearing the rhythm of u typing like tip tap top barge in yo room yo momma throw her last shoe that aint got ur forehead blood on it and say damn bitch why u typin curse words so loud men gota shut up and go to WAR and ur only skill in war is osu gaming and they force ur ass to journal whats happening with that carpal tunnel ass speed hands bitch yo momma forehead so big that aint even a compliment all she got in there is dust wind and the krabby patty formula yo grandma lost a ddr battle with a goddamn lampost bitch u got struck by lighting when it clear as shit outside the universe tryna exile u

c: beuh u tried getting the fortnite battle pass but end up shitting out yo ass ur dad built like jake from adventure time u talkin bout me osu gaming u tried playing despacito on osu and raged so hard u bashed the computer with hello kitty bat causing $727 of damage u screamed WYSI at the top of ur lungs and sounded like a dying elepahnt now the police came and put you in number 727 of the jail cell u met cook easy in jail and became besties this isnt really a roast but idc you broke out of the jail and accidentally freedom dived off a cliff

m: u started singin camellia songs in the tone of fnaf music and got banned from the camellia shrine server yo uncle built like a half empty sunny d bottle u shit out ur mouth like throwup cause the gaming chair broke ur asshole u lost a staring contest with a jpeg of twilight sparkle yo computer haunted by yo ancestors who slap the back of yo neck cause u keep gaming on osu and not goin outside u made 40 accounts just to get a red headed white ass ugly ass republican bitch u look like the soviet union flag red and yellow blood and piss

c:bro that was ass u started singing dame da ne dame yo dame na no yo after u couldt get a anime girl jpeg from a gacha game after using up yo entire life savings ur mom was playing slender and cnp hangout on roblos tryna get a sugar day day but failed so she became emo #brocken yo mother body built like a triple quadruple bigmac she spent 170 bucks to lose her leg on roblocks yo moma roblos username is XxSussyLilNasXFan1920xX u went out side to hit the yoinky sploinky at 2 am and scooby doo came out of nowhere and said RUH ROH ITS A GHOST yo grandma got overpowered by her own nosehairs she deadass smell like a mario kart wet fart u started making amoung us 3 am videos and the among us imposter "befriended" ur mom at night now u went into ur moms room and saw her playing tic tac toe on her forehead with among us imposter

m: yo raps so lame i fell asleep right after and couldnt even dream of u spittin better bars cause the#ats smth beyond imagination bruh u threw a banana peel in mario kart and u slipped on ur own peel u pissed all over the floor cause yo rectum is sentient and ur dog drank it and ascended from cringe

c: alright now im boutta get to the packin and rappin and dippin and dappin open ur mouth (fard sound effect) u thought mayonaise was mwa mwa milky boi wtf bro fell asleep u better wake up it aint nap time u were caught doing the orange justice butt naked in the living room and yo mama slap u on the ass with a wet tortilla built like a gorilla smell like vanilla shaped like banana got that wonanana beuh go on say ur joke

10 year old chile: wow thats a lot of words too bad im not reading em

c: bish tf u mean u aint readin my words deadass gotta go back to 1st grade for basic reading skills since u cant real 1 paragraph my words so inspiring im like a poet ur just a peasant u got arrested for eating pancakes in the middle of the road in florida ur best friend is a fortnite skin i throw u in the trash bin

10 year old chile: 😭😭😭😭

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