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title not really revelent but meh-
"No."
"C'mon, please~!"
Takemichi crushed the glass cup that had a sweet red wine scent lingering off it and attempted to land a punch on the annoying Ran, who dodged them all with ease. "SHUT UP ALREADY, GOD!" "Hehe~, hurry hurry hurry hurry~! I wanna see what happens!"
Well, it's just one text. And he could just change his number afterward.
"Fine, but after this, fucking leave or your corpse's in the trash by midnight." "Yahoo~! Not on the corpse part though."
Takemichi went to his message app and typed in his number, just changing the last digit to 4 before sending out his first message.
*Someone told me to text my number neighbor, kay bye.*
*...Who is this?*
*your mom*
The next thing Takemichi knew, a loud shattering noise erupted from Sanzu's room. "SANZU KEEP IT DOWN!"
"SOMEONE JUST TEXTED ME LIKE THEY THINK THEY'RE SO FUNNY-I'M KILLING THIS BASTARD FOR INSULTING MY MOTHER!"
Oh. Ohhhhh shi-
"Oh my goshefbdj- It's Sanzu!!" Ran cackled, earning a pillow suffocating his face. "Nope nope nope- I am dele-"
Ran ripped the pillow open with a switchblade before quickly snatching the phone away from Takemichi. "Hey!" "Hehehe~! C'mon, you really want to waste this golden opportunity to get back at Sanzu for always bothering you?"
Takemichi halted his movements. "...I'm listening..."
"Good. Anyways, with Kokonoi's help, by that I mean kissing him on the cheek which he's always wanted from you, he can make it so your number's untraceable~. If Sanzu doesn't block you, then you can keep sending anonymous messages until he does so!"
"...That's not a bad idea." Takemichi hummed. Ran smirked. 'Ah~, this is why Mikey only sends you to the easiest missions. You're too gullible, Takemichi~!' "Well then~, we better get to Koko before Sanzu finds out it you, no?"
Hearing that, Takemichi rushed out and went to find Kokonoi.
'...Oh my god, those two are finally getting together for fucks sake!'
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got the wrong number, HA!!
RomanceSummary: *Someone told me to text my number neighbor, kay bye.* *...Who is this?* *your mom* Next thing Takemichi knew, a loud shattering noise erupted from Sanzu's room. "SANZU KEEP IT DOWN!" "SOMEONE JUST TEXTED ME LIKE THEY THINK THEY'RE SO FUNNY...
