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Chapter 4

Takemichi has a crush on Sanzu.

That fact was known by everyone except the man, San, himself. And it's fucking painful to see them never get together because of their attitudes to each other, for the executives. Mikey has no problem with the blonde being single-

Haitani Ran is one of the best and worst wingman of all time.

Once, his friend had a crush on a girl and he set them up on a titanic-themed date.

...Literally.

This man made them take a nice paddle boat across a big lake and purposely sank it, giving his friend encouraging cheers as he sank.

And now, his new mission: Get the stupid drug addict to fall in love with the gullible Takemichi.

No one said this would be easy, but he promised to never give up! For the sake of his reputation-

"So...~, you like Sanzu, right?"

Takemichi flinched like a cat and slowly turned his head to Ran, scared. He quickly shook his head, trying to deny the truth but Ran grinned like a sadist.

'I've got a shiny new plaything~.'

And ever since then, he's been trying to get the two together, even though they're oblivious and his boss along with his executive fellows prefer Takemichi to stay single and theirs-

Assignee missions together, bedrooms right next to each other, heck, he tried giving them matching clothing but Sanzu just wore his suits while Takemichi wore hoodies and sweat pants.

'These two...ARE FRICKING IMPOSSIBLE TO GET TOGETHER!!!'

Desperate times calls for desperate measure...

Jealousy.

One of mankind's greatest and worst emotion!

...

Sanzu groaned as yesterday's drinking whacked him hard on the head with something called, "Hangover". He walked to the kitchen to quench his parched throat and paused when...

"C'mon Takemichi~, just one night, one night with me to ease your suffering loneliness~."

"...Yes, I would love to spend the night with you." Takemichi replied with a monotone voice and an expressionless face, just saying what Ran told him to say earlier. "Thought so~."

Sanzu clenched his chest when his heart throbbed. For some reason, he just wanted to...separate them right now. Push them far away from each other and take Takemichi out of here.

*CRASH*

Ran ducked and dodged an incoming glass cup, covering Takemichi from any sharp shards. None hit him, thankfully. Takemichi peeked out of Ran's side and noticed Sanzu, who looked like someone flirted with him because they thought he was a girl, was the one who threw the cup.

"Sanzu! What the fuck!?" "..."

The number two of Bonten snatched Takemichi's wrist and dragged him from Ran. "H-hey!!" Ran watched them disappear from the kitchen and held a hand to his growing smirk.

'I'm the fucking best wing-man, I swear.'

Takemichi was pinned to the wall, too weak to push Sanzu away. "S-Sanzu..." "Shut it! I only did that because Mikey dislikes it when Ran flirts with you!" Sanzu freed Takemichi's wrists and ran off.

Takemichi wanted to stop him but he couldn't.

'Mikey...come to think of it, is Sanzu only tolerating me because of him? If Mikey didn't know me and we met...would you have not hesitated to pull the trigger back then?'

...

Sanzu slumped onto his bed, screaming into his pillow.

'Why...WHY IS HE SO FUCKING CUTE, GODDAMIT?!?!?!"

Notes:

...I'm bouta become one of those slow burn romance movie directors-jk, this fic for comedy shit so Takemichi won't be feeling so insecure soon!!!!!

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