*Disclaimer: if you want to ACTUALLY hear 'bout my dream, then skip to the next chapter, if not, proceed to read this random nonsense.
Grabbing my phone I go onto Duolingo, to of course practice my German. Then at the end of my chill lesson, I see I've gotten 30 lingots! If you don't know, lingots are the currency system in Duolingo. And I'd already gotten idioms and proverbs, but not flirting. >:) So I get it, 'bouta log-off, and I'm intrigued! So, of course, I do the first lesson and I'm loving it! Halfway through, however, I decided to take screenshots. And I do so, having one with, 'You are funny,' and 'You are smart.' Then realizing I HAVEN'T TALKED TO ONE OF MY BEST FRIENDS IN A WHILE. So of course, I have to bother her. By sending her the, 'You are smart.' She responds with, '????,' and 'What language?' Then of course I say German, with a lil germy flag. Talking 'bout that for a bit, then we get on to talking 'bout my new phone, especially the case. Then I try for AT LEAST 10 minutes TO GET THE FRIGGEN THING OFF!!!!! While my friend is being so sympathetic towards me. Quote, 'Take a break a break from trying to get it off then. Don't hurt yourself.' And of course, my stubborn butt has to "get a tool." As my friend proceeds to say, 'Good as long as your not hurting yourself... Oh my god just give up, please... good job. 😌' As I, again, get on a random topic, 'Like meh angy birb bed sheets?'
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My Weirdest Story Yet...
HumorHi, so before you get yourself into this consider looking at some of my other stories, wait you're still here? Really? Fine, you have been warned that this, quote (My Friend), "You have won the award of most confusing dream ever." And it's done!
