*Another Disclaimer: this is word for word and grammar doesn't count here, so pls don't get mad at me if it don't make any sense, or you don't understand, simply comment pls. And also I am not using grammarly to help at all. >:)
*Key = A is me, E is my friend's comments. (sry I wish I could color code it) and perenisized words, are helpers to understand better
A; Like meh angy birb bed sheets?
E; Ye
A; Last night had a weird drem
E; What was it about
A; So basically a n encore class was in Ms Mary art class right, but it was it Mrs Hassen s art room. And we were told to color a photo, and I didn't realize
E; That sounds a little odd
A; And so Ms Mary came over to me and (asked) me why I didn't do it, and why I have an eating divider up (a plastic divider for eating during covid)
A; So I told (her) I would do the photo in (a) blue crayon
E; I'm listening
A; And I got one answer different than the question, it's a color by answer type thing
E; Yeah
A; The Ms Mary asks me again why my answer was different than the photo, AND WHY I HAD MY DIVIDER UP
E; I think I'm confused like you
A; so I tell her 1. I was just bouta fix that when you came over and 2. Haha, THE WIND WAS FRIGGEN BODER MEH, SO SHUT UP MRS HASSEN
E; You have officially lost me
A; So I look over to see a couple of seventh graders I know and one looks at me like 'what are you doing you muddy lil turd box'
E; 😵
A; Then I look at me (ms) Mary and go 'DONT MAKE ME MAKE ANYMORE SLUG DOGGIES WITH A PODIUM!!!'
E; What
A; Ikr
A; But then...
E; Oh no there's more
A; Ms Mary asks me AGAIN why I have my FRIGGEN divider up, and I tell her 'meh friends make me like COVID to the point where I have allergies to 🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞
A; Don't worry, there's no more
E; ...
A; ☺
E; You have won the award of the most confusing dream ever
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My Weirdest Story Yet...
HumorHi, so before you get yourself into this consider looking at some of my other stories, wait you're still here? Really? Fine, you have been warned that this, quote (My Friend), "You have won the award of most confusing dream ever." And it's done!
