'Last night I had a weird dream,' well to start it was actually that morning when I had the dream. So now let's read the story with a deep dive into language, and vivid imagery!
At a school referenced on a daily basis, I went to the art room with no surprise. Second floor, tables for groups of hard-working students, and the teacher. All remained familiar until I eventually noticed it was the setup of Mrs. Hassen. -wait I thought Mrs. Hassen got fired or she retired or something. Exactly! As of 6th grade lil me sat down our actual, new teacher, Ms. Mary/Dank appeared. No instruction was given so I talked with my friend, -we're gonna call her Caroline. - Then at the last minute, I figured out that we were supposed to be coloring a picture, with questions, to be able to color the photo of course. As I got the photo and quickly colored it in with a blue crayon, Ms. Mary came to interrogate me, 'Why is one question wrong t the photo?' she asked. While I respond, 'Well I was just 'bouta fix that, but you came over.' Ms. Mary then asks me again, 'Why is one question wrong t the photo?' but adds, 'and why do you have your divider up?' So then again I tell her, 'Well I was just 'bouta fix that, but you came over,' then continuing to say, and I quote, 'THE WIND WAS FRIGGEN BODERING MEH, SO SHUT UP MRS. HASSEN!!!' And after that lil temper tantrum, I see a group of 7th graders I know, and one (the bratty one) looks at me like, 'what are you doing you lil turd box?' Which to my friend in comment of my dream goes, '😵!'
Then I continue to "roast" Ms. Mary, in a rather strange way, 'DONT MAKE ME MAKE ANYMORE SLUG DOGGIES WITH A PODIUM!!!' - I know, but please continue to read. - As my friend comments, 'Oh no there's more.' Then AGAIN, Ms. Mary asks me, 'Why do you have your divider up?' and I random say, 'meh friends make me like COVID to the point where I have allergies to (bread) 🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞!'
Ok that's the end, and my friend replies, '...' And I'd also like to add that there was an ice cone truck there, kinda like a no school day type thing
YOU ARE READING
My Weirdest Story Yet...
HumorHi, so before you get yourself into this consider looking at some of my other stories, wait you're still here? Really? Fine, you have been warned that this, quote (My Friend), "You have won the award of most confusing dream ever." And it's done!
