Childe Cheats On Hot Anime Guy But...

part 1

Maid childe was walikng around liyue but then he saw a familiar face...

He saw childe v2!

*maid childes memory(depressed childe=maid childe)*

Depressed childe:im gonna kms...
*dies*
Childe v2:whats this?
A dead body? Cool! Lets fuck it!

*xiao walks in*

Xiao:what the fu-
Gonna watch ig-

*depressed childe comes back to life*

Maid childe:what the-

Childe v2:its not homo bc im wearing socks

Maid childe:ok then(◍•ᴗ•◍)

*back to the story*

He wanted to say hello but before he did childe v2 came to him first

Childe v2:wanna smash?

Maid childe remembers he has a bf
Called hot anime guy but he didnt see him for 5 months and he was horny so he said....

Maid Childe:heck yeah

*zhongli and theo come to childes*

Zhongli & theo: can we join

Childes:heck yeah

Part 2 idk when