十 ︴ juu ⸻ chapter ten.

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CURSED LOVE FANFIC
IN A NUTSHELL (RANDOM INCORRECT QUOTES FT. CROSSOVER)

Izana: I'm still trying to figure out why you're dating me

Yuka: Because you're sweet and funny.

Izana: Kakucho says I'm bitter and grumpy, so one of you is lying.

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Kakucho: I told Izana his ears flush when he lies.

Yuka: Why?

Kakucho: Look

Kakucho: Hey Izana! Do you love us?!

Izana: [Covering his ears] No.

Yuka: ......

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Izana: My girlfriend is too tall for me to kiss her in the lips. What should i do?

Panda: Punch her in the stomach. Then, when she doubles over the pain, kiss her.

Kakucho: Tackle her.

Maki: Dump her.

Toge: Kick her in the shin.

Yuka: NO TO ALL OF THOSE. JUST ASK ME TO LEAN DOWN.

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Maki: Why is your creepy boyfriend smiling?

Izana: What? Can't I just be happy?

Yuka: Gojo tripped and fell into the stairs.

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Yuka: What's a thot?

Gojo: It's short for being a thoughtful person.

[LATER HAVING A DINNER WITH NANAMI AND GOJO]

Yuka: Mr. Nanami can you pass the salt?

Nanami: *Passes salt*

Yuka: Thank you! You're such a thot!

Gojo: *Spits out water*

Nanami: ......

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