Prologue!

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Wassup Narutards and Gentle Sasuke's. Welcome to the prologue of my shitty story. I know I am saying that a lot but, just know that it is. So umm this story will have all of Konoha and basically reenacting actual Naruto events with Homosexual stuff. Now, please remember some of this stuff is fanmade not actual Naruto. I have no idea why I had to say that but who cares. I have some recommended songs before we start the story. Please no hate 😑

Enemy-Imagine Dragons

A.M. - Lonr.

Sad Girlz Luv Money- Kali Uchis, Amaree, Moily 

Beggin- Maneskin

idfc- blackbear

Line Without A Hook-Ricky Montgomery

Hot girl bummer-blackbear

Say it Right- Nelly Furtado

Outside-Calvin Harris (feat. Ellie Goulding) (PLEASE LISTEN TO THIS ITS MY FAVORITE SONG)

CPR x Misery- DJWafers (Don't question me bro)

Alright that's the end of that...so please take my love and affection 

❤️😘❤️😍❤️🥰❤️💖❤️💕❤️💗

Cringe- Okay anyways let's give you a little summary of this crappy story.

"Naruto: Gay Edition"

That is literally all it is. Naruto is forever horny, Sasuke is VERY MUCH HOMO, Sakura is the same as the original, and Kakashi clearly wants babies with Iruka because they are always fucking. Karin is a simp as usual, Ino is THE BEST in this shit, Shikamaru is homophobic, Choji will never change, and Asuma is dead bro. Rock Lee is interested in sex education from Naruto, TenTen is confused with no screen time, Neji is a pervert for TenTen, and Gai is well, Gai. Gaara is depressed, Temari is a troll, and Kankuro is a gamer boy. My ocs, now. Suisashi is hyper and that one girl who simps for a ACTUAL car part, Zavi is also depressed and traumatized, Rito is Sakura without the obsession with Sasuke, and Euma-Sensei is laid back and would literally tell your parents that you're playin with gasoline.

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