P.O.V
You're sitting in the livng room watching Boruto and drinking your lemonness zesty. Your retarded orphan mom walks in with a dry Kraft cheese sandwich and hands it to you. She says "eat this or I take PS4" You smirked at her. You immediately throw the dry sandwich at her and yell "GO TO THE STORE AND BUY ME SOME WHITE CHEDDAR BACON BITS YOU UGLY 8-BIT ANIMATION MEME CHARACTER WHO SIMPS FOR HEROBRINE". Your mom cries and runs to the banana car in the driveway. You record when she drives off of a cliff and gets bitten by a furry named Leo. Some white cheddar bacon bits show up at your door and you stomp them out. White cheddar bacon bits make you puke out blue cocaine. You sit back down on the couch and turn on the TV. You found a channel called "YES UGHHHHH MORE DADDY" and turn it on. It was only Xiao twerking on Albedo with Ahegao on his face. You regret your life choices and turn on Dora the Explorer. It plays as you pull up wattpad on your phone and start reading 'P.O.V Sasuke is sucking your dick.'.
As you read it, you jerk off because you have some shitty Sasuke kink and because Sasuke is an Uchiha. I'm done sorry for torturing you.