Flags
There's a devil on my chest, don't sing to me.
-SYML
"Fix your face, it's Addison Forbes Montgomery," says Levi Schmidt.
"Apparently her and Grey have a history, and whatever happened, I'm team Grey," says Taryn Helm.
"I heard Dr. Grey cheated with her husband, Dr. Shepherd," says Mabel Tseng.
"You mean Dr. Grey's husband... Derek Shepherd...?" Taryn deadpans.
"No!?" says Mabel. "Maybe..." says Mabel. "I'm confused..." she sighs and looks away from the group.
"Uh-huh," says Taryn, unconvinced.
"I heard he was married to both of them... Probably not at the same time..." says Zander Perez.
"Would you guys SHUT UP!?" says Levi.
"YOU-" says Addison, calling them all out for talking. "Middle left. Yeah, you. What's your name?"
"Schmidt..." says Levi, startled.
"Is that a question...?" Addison squints at him.
"No..." says Levi, sobering up as quickly as he can.
"Schmidt. What are the vessels found in the broad ligament?" asks Addison.
"Umm... Blood vessels to the ovaries, fallopian tubes, and uterus... Uterus, not a question." says Levi, confidently.
"Correct. Congratulations, you're presenting," says Addison.
Levi smiles, much to the jealousy of all of the other interns.
Later on, after seeing Meredith and Addison coming out of the elevator together, the interns re-evaluate their previous questions.
"I can't believe Dr. Montgomery hurt Dr. Grey-" Helm pouts aloud.
"I'm not so sure that's actually what happened-" says Schmidt.
"They were working so great together, really good chemistry-" says Perez.
"Hey-" says Helm.
"What, it's so true!" says Schmidt.
"I mean they were colleagues before-" Tseng shrugs.
"He's talking about chemistry, chemistry," says Schmidt. "You could cut the tension in the room with a scalpel-"
"How do you even feel that? Dr. Montgomery's not even gay-" Helm scoffs.
"That's what she thinks-" says Perez. "In my professional opinion, Dr. Montgomery is totally a lesbian. Those two are basically walking pride flags with each other"
"Agreed-" says Schmidt.
"That's so not true-" Helm crosses her arms in protest.
"You're just denying it because you still have a thing for Grey-" says Schmidt.
"Fine-" says Helm. "That doesn't mean they're together though. I heard that Dr. Montgomery was still married to her son's adoptive father."
"Really? I heard they actually broke up a while ago-" says Tseng. "Hey, I do know that part. I overheard it from Amelia Shepherd in the cafeteria.
"They're totally together-" says Schmidt. "That or they're working themselves up to it."
"You all suck-" says Helm, as she groans.
"She's a bit old for you anyway," says Zander.
"True," says Tseng.
"I think they make a cute couple," says Zander.
"Me too," says Schmidt.
"Wait..." says Tseng, as she considers this morning's questions again. "Do you think that Dr. Montgomery and Dr. Grey and Dr. Derek Shepherd ever had a threesome together?"
