bambi and mari were walking down the streets on a hot summer day. the weather was nice but very hot. it was around the middle of july so it makes sense that it was very hot. so anyways, they were eating ice cream casually when a dude with a huge white hat came running up to them.
"GUYS, GUYS!" he screamed while running as fast as sonic with an energy drink.
"what is it?" asked bambi.
"YOU WONT BELIVE WHAT I JUST FOUND..." the white hatted guy said, looking at mari and bambi while trying to catch his breath.
they walked for a while, white hat man explaining everything that happened on the way there.
"SO THERE IT WAS, A HUGE FUCKING GRILL IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE!" he finally finished.
"interesting..." mari said, thoughtfully.
"what's so interesting about a big grill?" bambi asked, still not getting why his friend was dragging him out of town.
"NONO YOU DONT UNDERSTAND, IT WAS HUUUUGGEEEE!!" white hat man said, trying to convince bambi that the grill he saw truly was amazing.
they finally came across dave's house, bambi wanted to visit dave but white hat man didn't want to waste any time.
mari told them stories of their weird friend group on the way there, while white hat man was dying of excitement.
they told them stories about high, the high one in the friend group. and how he fell out of a tree.
and stories about triobnal, the insane one. and how he only speaks some weird language that none of them understand. and stories about charles, the only sane one. and how he keeps slapping mari with pizza slices.
then they finally arrived.
"SEE?? SEE?? ITS SO BIG!" white hat man screamed.
"woah that is quite huge" mari said.
bambi just stared.
he had always dreamed of getting grilled. just laying down and heating up until he gets crispy and juicy.
"we need to get on there." he said, looking into white hat man and mari's eyes.
"are you insane!?" mari said, surprised and horrified.
"I've always dreamt of this! laying on a grill and drying up slowly in the intense heat... waiting for my sweet death..." bambi said, looking into nothingness with hopes and dreams in his eyes.
"that sounds kinda like a ki-" "LETS TRY IT!" mari was interrupted by white hat man, who looked very determined to get grilled aswell.
"IT'LL BE FUN!"
"fine.." mari said, defeated.
"but I am NOT getting on that thing. go do it yourselves"
