"WE FIRST HAVE TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO GET ON THE GRILL" white hat man said.
"why dont we just fly" bambi replied.
"we're literally gods we can get on a grill pretty easily"
"what about me?" mari said, very offended.
"you weren't even planning on getting on the grill!" bambi protested.
"changed my mind" mari said back.
so their plan was pretty much just to fly up and hold mari all the way up. the grill was somehow turned on (hehe) so they didn't really have to worry about that.
however, they had no idea how beautiful it was to see a giant grill in action. everything was red, hot, smoking. it was the best view they had ever seen.
"WOAH!" white hat man screamed in amazement.
"that is amazing..." mari said, in shock.
"ok enough admiring, lets get on it!" bambi shouted excitedly.
they were about to get on until they heard something.
"WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK??" someone shouted in the distance.
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING, BAMBI?"
"DAVE, IS THAT YOU?" bambi shouted back.
"YES AND WHY ARE YOU ON THE GRILL, THIS SHIT'S DANGEROUS!"
"WE'RE ONLY HERE TO TAKE A LOOK" bambi replied, eliminating dave.
"finally" bambi said impatiently.
they could finally get on the grill. bambi went on first, then white hat man. mari was a bit reluctant but eventually they got on too.
"wow this is very hot" mari said, already sweating.
"its so great" bambi said back.
but then THE GRILL CLOSED!
it looked like a fucking forest fire in there, the only light coming from the burning fire in the bottom of the grill.
"HOLY SHIT WHAT DO WE DO!?!??!" mari screamed in horror.
"I DONT KNOW DONT ASK ME!!!" bambi screamed back.
"guys Im melting" white hat man said, trying to get their attention but they were too busy panicking and running around to notice him.
"I LOVE YOU BAMBI" mari shouted, tears trying to form in their eyes but it was too hot.
"I LOVE YOU TOO, LITTLE EMO BITCH" bambi replied.
"HEY!"
"guys Im fucking melting here"
they were running around, screaming and melting for a while until it eventually got so hot they just started to get crispy. very very crispy. shortly after they keeled over and died.
here are their last words:
mari's were "BAMBI YOU LITTLE SHITHEAD"
bambi's were "HAH YOU DIDNT EVEN GET TO GROW OUT OF YOUR EMO PHASE"
white hat man's were "Im still melting help"
a few days after, the grill was still quite hot which had kept their bodies warm after their deaths. a huge figure appeared, looking at the grill it said:
"well well well.."
it opened the grill, the light from the warm fire revealing that it was expunged.
"bambi on the grill today" he said as he picked up the cripsy emos and eating them.
the end
