Marvel Women Oneshots

Natasha Romanoff- drunk

In this story Lola and Nat are already dating.

1000 words

Nat POV

It was nearing the end of one of Starks parties and I swear I was on the verge of murder. I left Lola talking to Tony and few people (Thor, Rhodey and Steve) and when I came back she was extremely drunk.

"Hi, Natty." Lola smiled at me as she saw me coming back, everyone turned to me then back to her, realising their mistake.

"What are you doing?" I shouted at Tony handing her another drink.
"What? It's funny." Tony answered and gave her the drink.
"Yeah, Natty, it's funny." Lola agreed, laughing.

"What have you gave her?" I asked no one in particular of the group of people being entertained by Lola's drunken self. (The 4 before and Clint, Sam, Peter, Bruce, Carol, Wanda, Stephen and Vision).

"Asguardian liquor." Thor smiled, proudly, which quickly faded after he saw the look on my face.

"What have you been doing?" I questioned them, knowing Tony's little games.

"Having fuuuuun." Lola told me and stood up, walking towards me and almost tripping many times on the way, making me have to catch her when she fell on me.

"Come- come join us." She took me to sit back on the couch, where she was before, with her arm around me, keeping herself from falling.

"I will sit with you but you are not allowed any more drinks unless it's water." I told her, taking Thors liquor that she was about to drink.

"Awww, p- please." She whined in a baby voice trying to grab it back, and ultimately failing.
"You're mean." She ported.
"Yeah. You're mean." Tony agreed with Lola, before laughing.

"Piss off." I turned to him for a brief second and when I turned back I had a finger half on my lips and half in my mouth.
"Naughty, Natty. You said a bad words." Lola slurred on most of the words.

I took her hand away then stood up, picking Lola up and walking away.
"We're going to bed." I told the group as I left with her, taking her to our room.

"Nooooo. Natty I want to stay. Aluminium man and Hammer Boy were going to get me some more drinks to try." She whined trying to escape me as I carried her bridal which soon turned into fireman style when she started squirming and I nearly dropped her.

"You're a pain in my arse, Stark." I called to him before disappearing with Lola unit our room.

"Come on, we'll get you changed then we can go to bed and you can sleep it off." I told her, putting her down on our bed and making my way to the wardrobe.

"Noooo, I want to go back to the party." She tried to leave so I had to carry her back to the bed.

"Come on, let's get you changed." I managed to change her into one of my T-shirts and some shorts, which she made extremely difficult.

I quickly got changed then turned off the lights and we both got into bed. She was quiet for a few minutes and I was almost asleep when she began to speak.

"Pleeeease can we go back to the party? It was getting fun."
"No, darling you are very drunk, just go for sleep." I closed my eyes again hoping she would listen and eventually fall asleep too.

"I am not drunk." She told me, rather loudly.
"I'm going back to the party." She got up, before I could pull her back she was out the door and back on the couch with the others.

I went back down to them after a few minutes because I knew she wouldn't come straight away.

She was the same as when I came back last time, except more drunk and different clothes, also Steve was passed out on a chair.

"You've got her more drunk?" I moaned and rubbed my eyes, tired.
"No..." Tony smiled, unconvincingly.

"She's pretty. Should I ask her out?" Lola loudly whispered to Wanda who was sat next to her. Wanda just laughed and looked at me.

"Yeah, I think you should." Wanda winked and Lola got up, walk- stumbling to me.

"Hi, love. Are you single?" She asked me, clearly oblivious.
"No, I'm dating someone." I played along and saw her smile turn sad.

"Ok, well, I hope you're happy with them and tell them that I said not to let you go." She told me, which made me blush.

"You're very pretty." She whispered to me.
"Thank you. You are too." I whispered back.
"Awww, thank you." She laughed and went to sit back down.

"She said she was dating someone, but it's ok. I told her she was pretty and she said I was pretty too." Lola told Wanda with a goofy smile.

"Lola, look it's your girlfriend Nat." Clint pointed to me. She turned around to look at me and a brightly smile made it's way onto her face.

"Hiya, Natty. I forgot about you. There was this really pretty girl who was here and she looked like you." She came over to me and put her arms around me.

"That's cool." I smiled and kissed her nose.
"Yeah, you're prettier though." She whispered.
"Thank you, котенок. You are too." I whispered back.

"Haha, that's a funny word." She did a goofy laugh and attempted to repeat the word.

"Do you want to go to bed now?" I hoped this time she would say yes instead.
"Ok, but you have to call me that more because I like it." We made our way back to bed after she waved bye to Wanda and a few others.

We got in bed and she cuddled up to me, with her head on my chest, arms around me and our legs tangled together.

"Goodnight, котенок." I smiled and began falling to sleep.
"Goodnight, Natty." She replied and we both fell asleep together.