Myka's Drunk Adventure

Chapter One

Once there was a small gay elf child named Myka.

They once went to the fair because life wasn't fair. Life isn't fair because the whole world is not a fair.

Myka went to get some Cotton candy which was $10,000,000 a piece. Myka had $9 and bought 10,000,000 pieces of Cotton candy. Now Myka is in debt.

Myka ate 10,000,000 pieces of cotton candy and when they did they turned into a dragicorn.

They sold their glasses for infinident money after that and the person you bought the glasses with will forever be in debt but Myka is no longer in debt but with no glasses Myka can't see anything.

So Myka went to the glasses store to buy some Mexican torpedoes but they seemed to forget why they were at the glasses store in the first place. So they launched the Mexican torpedoes at the non-existence of their glasses to get their glasses back. 

Then Myka ate some of the Mexican torpedos to turn back to normal and the small gay elf child Myka is happy. 

The end. 

NOT!