TAMED AND TAINTED

LURKING DANGER

NEXT MORNING

"Bhabi ma.......bhabi ma.....bhai" Aviral continuously knocked at the door of Abhimaan's chamber.

"Kya hua subhe subhe?" Meera asked still being sleepy

(Now what happened early in the morning?)

"Jake darwaja khologi toh na pata chalega" Abhimaan muttered

(Will get to know only if you open the door)

"Mein nhi aap kholenge toh pata chalega"

(Not me , you go and open the door and let me know what's wrong)

"Kya yaar Meera iss mein bhi nakhre, khol do na jake nhi toh yeh peet peet ke darwaja tod dega"

(Yaar Meera why are you showing tantrums in this, go and open the door orelse this fellow will break open the door)

"Maan please na nhi utha jaa raha mujhse.....pura sareer daraj de raha hai, isiliye bolti hun raat ko thoda kam active hua kariye aap" Meera said

(Maan please na, i can't even get up........my entire body is paining, that's why I say to be a bit less active on bed at night)

"Offoo sari galti toh bichare sex ki hi hai kuch bhi ho uski galti bol dena hai, population, pollution, poverty, adultery sab uski galti hai" Abhimaan said in his drowsy state

(Offfoo all the mistakes goes to the innocent sex........may it be anything everybody needs to blame sex for population, pollution, poverty, adultery and what not.......all the fault belongs to him)

"Kya kuch bhi bol rahe hain, jaeye na darwaja kholiye... kab se bichara knock kar raha hai"

(What illogical statements are you stating, please go and open the door.......that poor fellow is knocking the door since then)

"Daya mann mein aa raha hai par darwaja khol kar daya dikhana nhi hai" Abhimaan scoffed and stood up to open the door

(Feeling pity in mind but you won't help him by opening the door)

"Maan pant toh pehen lijiye pehle" Meera gestured Abhimaan about his nakedness

(Maan wear your pants first)

"Areyy yaar yeh sab pant pehno utaro ka chakar na mujhe mar dalne ka mann karta hai.... isiliye kehta hun ki raat ko yeh saab nhi karna chahiye thoda civilised bano tum hamesha sex ki talab lagi rehti hai tumhe" Abhimaan said and went to open the door

(I fucking don't like this unnecessary act of opening and wearing of pants......i feel like stabbing someone......that's why I say to keep your hormones in check, be a little civilised at night always you would have the longingness of sex)

"Woh toh sare 'tamed and tainted' padhne walon ko pata hai ki sex ki talab kisko zyada hai" Meera muttered under her breath

(Every single reader of 'Tamed and Tainted' knows who usually advances when it comes to intercourse)

Abhimaan opened the door and came face to face with Aviral.

Abhimaan screeched at Aviral "tereko shanti nhi hai hamesha disturb karne chale ata hai...... donot disturb ka board lagana padega mereko idhar.......aab bolega bhi kya baat ho gyi"

(Don't you have any peace, always you are ready to disturb.........i will put a donot disturb board right infront of the door.......now will you take the pain of speaking, why are you here?)

"Itna kyu gussa kar rahe ho?......chodo aap toh hamesha hi gussa karte ho, isiliye mein apni Bhabi ma ko bula raha tha, apko toh bulaya hi nhi........ waise mein toh baas ek buri khabar dene aya tha ki Rajveer bhaisa ko hosh aur josh dono aa gya hai......" Aviral informed with extreme sadness