Bakugou: So, you get turned on by this sort of thing...?
I look down then I look at kacchan, oh no... He's gonna think I'm some kind of pervert!
Midoriya: I-I'm so sorry kacchan! It was an accident-
Bakugou: You're not some kid anymore, you don't just randomly pop boners Nerd.
He's right...! I'm screwed, he's gonna tease me about this for the rest of my life...
Bakugou: I guess I'll indulge you bit, shitty deku.
"EH?"
Kacchan wrings out the rag to dry it then proceeds to place it down on my night stand, folding it neatly.
Midoriya: What do you mean kacchan-
Kacchan looks deeply into my eyes and puts his right hand on my cheek then he pulls me closer, "What is kacchan thinking?!" I instinctively close my eyes and feel Kacchans soft lips, his tongue begins to play gently with mine, out of the shock of kissing my childhood friend, I push kacchan away.
Midoriya: K-K-Kacchan, What are you doing!?!
Bakugou: Helping you out, since you're too stupid to take care of it yourself.
"He's right...! Even though I'm guessing he just assumed I was pent up- I'll admit that I did get weirdly exited from Kacchans hands, but it was entirely Kacchans fault..."
Midoriya: T-Thats not it...!
Bakugou: I can tell when you Lie, damn nerd.
Midoriya: You're so unreasonable! Plus I have a fever, Kacchan shouldn't be so reckless, you could get sick-
Kacchan pushes me onto my back and pins me down with a snarky grin upon his face.
Bakugou: Don't you dare worry about me deku...
"Oh no, this is hot, I'm pretty sure Kacchans idea of saving me from my pent up sexual tension isn't part of his hero duties... I don't need saving from this Kacchan!", I can feel my face, my whole body heat up,"I shouldn't be yearning for Kacchan like this...".
Midoriya: Ka-kacchan∑(O_O;)???
Bakugou: shut it nerd, just relax.
"HOW CAN I RELAX WHEN MY HEART IS BEATING OUT OF MY CHEST!?". Kacchan stops pinning me down to get up and grab something out of the plastic bag he brought, Out of curiosity I lift my head up to see what he's pulling out".....What's that...it says 'Ease', wait-"
Midoriya: Kacchan, what. is. that.
Bakugou: What do you think?
Midoriya: K-kacchan... Why did you buy that, you couldn't possibly have been planning to-?
Bakugou: [Monotone] Yes, I was.
