INFP: *squealing* SANTA ATE THE COOKIES AND MILK!!
ENTJ: yeah i wonder how that happened..
ESFJ: *nudges ENTJ* *whispers* don't spoil it
ENTJ: i wasn't going t-
INFP: why are you guys whispering? is it about me? *pouts in worry*
ENTJ: *internally explodes from INFP's cuteness* No no no! It wasn't about you! *hugs INFP*
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ESTP & ESFP: *already unwrapping presents*
ESTP: YOOOOOOO THANKYOU WHOEVER BOUGHT ME A DRONE, I LOVE YOU.
ESFP: Okay this is insulting. *holds up hundreds of pictures of ESFP's selfies and a polaroid camera*
INTJ: *smirking evilly*
ENFP: hehe that was a good one.
INTJ & ENFP: *hi-fives and smile*
ENFP: *gasps* YOU SMILED!!
INTJ: WHAT? NO! I DIDNT-
ENFP: *hyperventilates aggressively*
INTJ: *mumbles very quietly* don't die, please. i'll have to call the police, and you know the amount of paperwork I'd have to sign.
ENFP: *stops hyperventilating* yeah true.
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ENTP: *enters kitchen* merry christmas babe *smiles*
INFJ: merry christmas to you too! *grins*
ENTP & INFJ: *kiss*
INTP: *enters the room*
INTP: and I immediately regret every decision i've made
INTP: where is ISFP, my beloved
INTP: *leaves*
ENTP & INFJ: *laughing and making breakfast*
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ISFJ: *asleep*
ENFJ: WAKE UP IDIOT, IT'S CHRISTMAS *throws slipper*
ISFJ: *clueless* It's Halloween?
ENFJ: Wha-?
ISFJ: Oh, it's thanksgiving? You could of told me! I'll get my turkey-
ENFJ: NONONO! Wait, you have a turkey?
ISFJ: ... yeah ...
*going down the stairs wearing turkey outfits*
ENFJ & ISFJ: ITS THANKSGIVING BITCHESSS!!
ISFP: *mumbles angrily* It's Christmas..
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ESTJ: Okay, so we've got to get a leg ham, we've got to get some vegetables, we've got to get some Christmas pudding, we've got to get some-
ESFJ: Calm down ESTJ, we've got hours.
ESTJ: PRECIOUS HOURS THAT SHOULDN'T BE WASTED!
ESFJ: Please be quiet ESTJ, we're in Wallmart at 8am.
ESTJ: IT'S 8AM? WE'VE ALREADY WASTED AN HOUR!
ESFJ: *sigh* *mumbles* we were asleep an hour ago ESTJ...
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*ISTJ and ISTP asleep because they stayed up all night cuddling and watching Christmas movies.*
