Shrek and trump had just had a HEATED makeout session right now and they were having a lovers convo (someone kill me please I beg ☠️)
"Shrekky 🥵🥵You were so gud 💓💖 I'm so happy you're with meeee 🍊🍊🤗🤗"
"Awww 🥺🥺 thank you babs 🤩🤩 I have something to tel u tho...."
"wHaT Is iT BaBS??"
Shrek with tears in his eyes hoping his honey bunches curnchy munchy baby gril doesn't leave him "Beby gril the luv of my lif...I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I'mmm P-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-preg-g-g-g-g-anan---ananat, I'M PREGANAT!! 😨😨😨😨😥😥😭😭😭😭"
"NANI NANI NANI 😱😱😱😱"
"PLS DON;T LEVE ME BBY I CAN'T PAY CHILD SUPORT 😭😭😭😭"
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I hate myself man....why am I writing this ._.
YOU ARE READING
Shrek x Trump 👹👹👹🍊🍊🍊💓💓💓
HumorOmg 😨😨😨🥵🥵🥵 Trumpy poo I'm perganant 😨Shrek honey bunches 💓💓💓🍊🍊 I'm so heppy for uuuu 💓💓💓🤗🤗
