Part 5, The names part 5 ik ik great, anyways read 🤪

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*Chris aggressively but cutely runs while sharting,(like supper sonic speed) he passes Miku and runs into ed sheeran crying*

"l-leave me al-alone..."Said Ed while Crying,Sharting,Etc.

"look we need to talk, you ginger, i understand we got into a fight at the waffle house but i dont give a fuck stop crying and lets go in the school closet, makeout, maybe yk or talk"Said chris

"F-fine"said ed

*they run to the closet and everyone looks at them and smiles while basic white music plays bc basic main gurl boss white movie shit*

"Look, i actually dont like waffles or pancakes,,,,i just hate bri'ish people."Said chris

*Ed sheeran starts sobbing and cheeto's come out of his eyes*

"i- i und-understand,,but wanna fuck?"-said ed (in tears or cheetos idk anymore,,)


"No. i dont want briish ginger cheeto dick hair in my ballsacks jesus,"-Chris said while runing away

"o-okay" says ed

*chris does a little kiz kiz on the forehead, bc ed has to lips lips, how will he get a kiz kiz nono kiz kiz for him</3*

*they both blush, and miku grabs chris and they run down the hall while wheezing about Daddy Phil's facebook*

                                         {what am i doing with my life 🤪-eleanor}

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