Kamden X William Shoff I fell in love with an emo gworl

The Balls

‼️BASED OFF OF REAL EVENTS‼️
Btw in the POV of the story I'm one of Kams friends but I also am in real life.

It was recess at school and Kamden and his friends were on the field sitting down trying to re create the bite of 83 while the ugly wannabe Lamar Jackson boys were playing football but one badonkey donk was being emo and quirky and playing football with his hands.

Kamden and his friends were continuing to re create the bite of 83 but then the ugly wannabe Lamar Jackson boys got closer and kicked the ball close to Kam and his friends so Kam yelled "WATCH YOUR BALLS" but meant to say ball not balls. Then William Shoff walked over and pulled THOSE "it's 00.1- degrees aren't you cold?" SHORTS, and checked his lean balls. "Thanks sharty" and walked away telling his uogly friend gay Jack "Hey look at my balls" "Wow they look like balls" Jack says "Ikr" Willy says like he thinks he's as shrekszy as shrek himself when he's way below.

On the other hand there's gay Tyler no topaz and he is so annoying that he's the person that relates to the "No Bitches?" Megamind photo. Tyler no topaz is gay for gay Jack. Istg they are so fruity that they own the whole fruit loop company. AND there's Joey or Johny boy or Joe seppi or Joe mama or Joe Biden (All the same person just the names we call him) I call him Johny boy because his hair is like a tsunami and that's basically the Johny boy hairstyle. Anyways, all of them are stupid fortnite kids (if you play fortnite and your not one of THOSE fortnite kids then don't worry your safe) Every time we share our weekends he always says "IM GONNA PLAY FORTNITE WITH DA BOYS" LIKE BOY SHUT YOUR GOOFY, DONALD DUCK, JOE BIDEN, MOM IS HOTTER THAN YOU'LL EVER BE, JOHNY BOY, BLEACH DRENCHING LOOKIN ASS UP. Also, in my classes there's this really weird looking dude that seems like he looks at google for unfunny, jokes and fun facts, wanna be Johny boy, litterally is male Siri. But anyways in class he startes umm how in the heck do I put this, uhhh he like puts his hands in his pants and uh starts yk playing with his dingaling. The point is that those are the only SOME of the kids that will never get bitches when there older.

School ended so Willy went home and got up to his room, shut the door and opened his mouth then started to sing "I fell in love with an emo gworl...I fell in love with an emo gworl... all I want is...EMO GWORLLL" his voice sucked so badly that the background music started playing to support his emo singing.

It was the end of the school day so Kamden went home but heard an annoying knock on his door. Kam got up to open it and it was Willy Shoff. "I know you saw my sexy wap balls" William says "Yes I did like a baddy" Kam says "I wanna show you my sexy wap balls again" Willy says. Willy makes out with Kam. Willy kisses very badly that not even the background music can help him this time. Willy pisses his emo boxers that have his face printed on it. But realizes that Kam has balls too. "But I thought I was in love with an emo gworl.." Willy thought stupidly.