❗️IM NOT HOMOPHOBIC I LOVE THE GAYS❗️ ❗️BASED OFF OF TRUE EVENTS❗️
It is a month away from school ending so Willy wants to make a comeback to winning over Kamden. During math class Kam's Art teacher Mrs. Spare Change walked in and had to inform to Mrs. Stomper that she was getting married to Obama.
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(Picture credits to Kamden ty for making this masterpiece also how tf did you find a picture of our Art teacher )
The whole class is very disappointed because they wanted Mrs. Spare Change to marry Micky the rat but still shipped them. So since Obama and Mrs. Spare Change are getting married they are having a wedding at the school but it's gonna be an assembly.
Willy Shoff decides to walk up to Kamden but then Daniel the racist ding dong pulls down his pants. "AAAA HE'S PULLING HIS COCK OUT" Kamden screams louder than our friend Andrea that is a walking siren so then Willy walks over and starts teribbly singing "I fell in love with an emo gworl... all I want is EMO GEORL" so then he starts ascending again and starts kicking Midget Daniel so he falls and breaks three ribs like Nikocado did.
TIME SKIP It is the end of the day and Mrs. Spare Change and Obama are getting married tomorrow so Kamden has to go to bed early but doesn't and stays up bullying little kids on roblox by going into there houses and stealing the baby's limbs.
Kamden suddenly hears gorilla knocking at the door so he opens it and it's Willy Shoff "How in the heck's name did you get in my house?" Kam says "I have my ways bbg" Willy says with his unattractive emo corpse voice that smokes cigarettes. "Do you want special milk?" Willy says emo-ly "I'd rather explain to my cat what devils tango is" Kam says while knowing exactly what he meant.
Later, Kam and Willy start a mukbang account on YouTube "Hi sisters! Today I'm here with Willy and we will be eating the forbidden sprinkles off the floor from Walmart! Harvested them freshly myself yesterday!" Willy looks at Kam in terror. They start doing asmr but then Willy try's to eat the dusty pink sprinkle with child puke and hair on it "DONT EAT MY PINK SPRINKLES YOU FAT BUYDCJ" Kamden says while slapping Willys hand and that he falls out of his chair. Kam picks up Willy and eats him.
The next day Kam was at school he looked very pomegranate because he ate Willy Shoff that day. Before the wedding assembly, Kam uses the bathroom but then has the urge to gag. Kamden goes to a bathroom stall and pukes out Willy Shoff into the toilet. Willy is soaked in public bathroom toilet water and try's to flirt with Kam. "There's only 7 planets tonight because I'm gonna destroy Uranus" Then Kam flushes him down the toilet and watches him fly away.
TIME SKIP The wedding started and Kam was sitting down near the stage. As Obama and Mrs. Spare Change walked down the isle, the pastor starts saying the thingy stuff that you always hear at weddings "Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah Obama, do you take this yas babba grill to be your yassified wife?" The pastor person asks "No-" but then Willy Shoff walks in with the bright red Nikocado shirt with Nikocado's face all over it then crashes the wedding "I OBJECT" Willy says "Me and my Obama discord shitten are already married" Willy says again without shutting his big dry crusty lipped mouth. "Omg hi zaddy! Let's go home" Obama says while looking down at his average old man sneakers. Willy and Obama get married in the backrooms instead. Then they lived happily ever after.
Credit to Kam for half of the ideas 👴🏻 This story is so very assthedick If you were the kid sitting next to me at lunch overhearing me talking about this then you didn't. I'm talking about you Ryan🏃🏻♀️🏃🏻♀️
