Recently after the Vecna incident... ________________________________ Kam re-incarcerated as his original self again and wheel shuffle got reborn from the budussy gods. It's been a year daddy... after the Vecna incident and Kam is doing slaytastic-testicles and wheel got selected to be part of the kumalala army so he hast to fight against the savesta army. But there is one more army that we don't talk about........ and only 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000.1 chance of getting it......
One day Kamden was sitting outside on his trampoline but then kept hearing strange noises every 5 minutes but it keeps getting progressively closer every time... As the wind picks up it starts to storm very buddusily and stays on the trampoline "It's my time..." Kam jumps on the trampoline 69 times as the wind picks up more and then the trampoline starts flying but then.... Lightning struck but it's the color of literal ass and then out of nowhere..."I've been in the hills fucking dude"
(The video is the sound Kam keeps hearing "Ive been in the hills fucking dude")
The aaa colored lightning strucks Kamden and then she wakes up... in the backrooms...
Kam sees Joe bartolozi face to face eye contact and Joe says "Ive been in the hills fucking dude" then Kam says "you've been in the hills fucking a dude? Omg same bussy shat poo say beestay😜😘" " Ive been in the hills ducking dude" Joe says. Joe pulls Kam by his underwear giving him the worst wedgie ever and Joe takes Kam to the throne and honors him the Joe bartolozi " I've been in the hills fucking dude" award. Kam was that 000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000.1 percent that got Joe bartolozi army with ultimate power. Kam then turns into dream. It appears that Kam has been given the dream superpower, meaning she can turn into dream. Kam has the mask on and then does a face reveal.
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"Hi. I'm dream"
Everybody in the Joe Bartolozi army cheers and starts griddying and honors Kam a celebration at the hype house.
Time Skip
The baddussy war has begun. The kumalala and savesta armies have risen and started the attack. Then as they began to fight, the legandary Joe Bartolozi army sides with the kumalala army and they fight the savesta army till the death. Kam then sees Wheel in the kumalala army and approaches him. "Omg your part of the Joe Bartolozi army! Ily bbg marry me like Mrs Chaney and Obama did!!" Wheel says rizzily. "Girl get outta here with ur stank ass, you have umbrella hair and your lifting ur shirt up with ur crooked burnt orange colored teeth" Kam says and then rizzes wheel up and they kiss. "Ur breath stank like the bottom of nikocados sweaty saggy balls you r3tarded f4ggot fat bitch" Kam says. Kam then uses her power and turns into dream and then uses dreams saggy balls as a helicopter propeller and flys away while dropping nuclear bombs out of its booty hole.
Time Skip
The war ended and the Joe Bartolozi army and kumalala army won. The only survivors were wheel and Kam. Soon, they found a bible of the baddussy war and why the army's hate eachother. The savesta army started it. They captured MrBeast for no reason and dropped him from a helicopter into a jar as big as the twin towers and he's been trapped in there for decades with the 4 big guys jumping him constantly and bribing MrBeast to give them all of his money and bitcoins. The kumalala army and Joe Bartolozi army tried to help him escape but they got put in a dungeon and rotted to death but those army's got replaced with new people. The Joe Bartolozi army is so rare because while they were tryna get MrBeast to escape, they got gifted powers and none of the other army's did. The reason why MrBeast isn't dead yet is because he eats the 100 dollar bills in his pocket and drinks the other 4 big guy's sweat.
