Incorrect anime quotes

HXH 7

y/n: How did none of you hear what I just said?

chrollo: I've been zoned out for the past two and a half hours.

hisoka: I got distracted about halfway through.

illumi: Ignoring you was a conscious decision.

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y/n: What if the person who named Walkie Talkies named everything?

killua: Pregnancy tests are Maybe Babies

gon: Socks are Feetie Heaties

leorio: Forks are Stabby Grabbies

killua: Defibrillators are Heartie Starties

gon: Nightmares are Dreamy Screamies

leorio: Stamps are Lickie Stickies

kurapika, annoyed: You are disappointments

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y/n: Bridge the generation gap by combining old and new slang into one!

gon: Tubular AF!

killua: Mood to the max!

leorio, annoyed: Groovy, I hate it.

kurapika, just as annoyed: If she breathes, she's a square.