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NARUTO 8

sasuke: Don't worry, I got a plan.

itachi: Alright.

sasuke: TraitorSayWhat?

y/n: Excuse me?

sasuke: What?

itachi:

sasuke:

sasuke: No wait-

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sasuke: WHY. why did you give y/n a KNIFE?!

itachi: I'm sorry. They said they felt unsafe.

sasuke: Now  I   feel unsafe!

itachi: I'm sorry.

itachi: ... would you like a knife?

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sasuke: Dandelions symbolize everything I want to be in life

itachi: Fluffy and dead with a gust of wind?

sasuke: Unapologetic. Hard to kill. Feral, filled with sunlight, bright, beautiful in a way that the conventional and controlling hate but cannot ever fully destroy. Stubborn. Happy. Bastardous. Friends with bees. Highly disapproving of lawns. Full of wishes that will be carried far after I die.

y/n: edible

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sakura: Fitness tip: never stop pushing yourself. Some say 8 hours of sleep is enough. Why not keep going? Why not 9? Why not 10? Strive for greatness.

y/n: Next time you're working out do 15 push ups instead of 10. Run 3 miles instead of 2. Eat a whole cake instead of just a slice. Burn your ex's house down. You can do it. I believe in you.

hinata: There were so many mixed messages in that I can't-

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naruto: I'm an idiot.

y/n:

sakura:

kakashi:

sasuke:

naruto:

y/n: If you're waiting for us to disagree, this is going to be a long day.

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naruto: You're a loose cannon, y/n.

y/n: No, I'm not. I'm a cannon maybe, but a loose cannon? Is that what you think of me?

sakura: I think you play by your own rules.

kakashi: No way, they think rules were made to be broken.

naruto: Those are all attributes of a loose cannon.

y/n: No, I'm just a reckless renegade. sasuke is a loose cannon.

sasuke: *smashes a chair*

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naruto: Nothing in life is free.

y/n: Love is free!

sakura: Adventure is free.

kakashi: Knowledge is free.

sasuke: Everything is free if you take it without paying.

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naruto: If you bite it and you die, it's poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it's venomous.

y/n: What if it bites me and it dies!?

sakura: Then you're poisonous. Jesus Christ, y/n, learn to listen.

kakashi: What if it bites itself and I die?

sasuke: That's voodoo.

sai: What if it bites me and someone else dies?

y/n: That's correlation, not causation.

kakashi: What if we bite each other, and neither of us die?

sasuke: That's kinky.

naruto: Oh my God.