Nicki Minaj was just in the middle of getting drunk on cookie dough that had beer in it when a creepy portal appeared.Suddenly Judge Judy came out of the portal!"Who are you old woman?"Judge Judy answered "I am your true mother!"Nicki screamed so loud that Kanye West died."Just kidding!""Oh ok"Nicki calmed down not knowing that her scream had just killed Kanye."You have to go a camp"Nicki screamed again this time killing Avril Lavigne."Not rehab!!!"Much worse than rehab I would say" answered Judy."Nicki started crying and screaming lots of things died."Why me why!!!!!"Judy answered with a confident tone of voice"Because you have been making bad choices this camp will make you better.""But what about my concert in Chile"!We will just tell people you disappeared"WHAT!Just then at that moment Judy dragged Nicki into the portal."NEVER IN A GAZILLION YEARS BITCH!"Judy then hit nicki and shouted "I AM JUDGE JUDY IF THERE IS A GUILTY PERSON ITS YOU NOW GO TO THE CAMP INTO THE PORTAL OR THE FROOT LOOPS PELICAN WILL EAT YOU AND WE WILL BURN YOU IN THE FURNANCE FILLED WITH MILK AND ACID!""Yes ma'am yelled Nicki after that creepy comment.
Once inside the portal Nicki saw other horrible celebrities that had bad choices they had been already captured."Do I have to be here"Said Miley Cyrus while tweeting."YES GIRL NOW REMEMBER WE WILL EAT YOU WITH ALMOND MILK IF YOU TALK BACK AGAIN REMEMBER WHAT I SAID IM LACTOSE INTOLLERENT WAIT I WILL NOT EAT YOU WE WILL JUST BURN YOU WITH NICKI THEN CHOP YOU AND THEN EAT YOU THEN SPIT YOU OUT COVER YOU IN ACUD AND TAKE YOU TO MARS AND MAKE A KHOALA EAT YOU AND THEN WE WILL SAY YOUR ADOPTED!"
Miley Cyrus stopped tweeting and bowed.
"I'm scared"Said Nicki.Then Judy let out a historical evil laugh like Elmo's
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