Meet the cold blooded souless evil soul munching heart breaking mentors

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If you looked around the room where all the celebrities where you would see lots of bad choice making celebs such as Madonna and Jay.Miley Cryus whispered to Madonna "I don't do anything bad why would I be here!"
Madonna looked drunk lay at Miley "How should I know!""Oh no Madonna got drunk on African beer again!""Not this again"Jay Z shouted"Just then the angry voice of a mutant Hitler that wasn't just Hitler it was a terrifying voice like Putin with Hitler and a hint of Gordon Ramsey and maybe even some macho wrestler oh wait it was just Judge Judys horrible voice that breaks glass and kills edangered narwhals!"Listen up maggots!"This camp WILL toughen you up and don't just think I get all the fun of watching you get tortured and give up drugs other mentors will be here!"Two horrible figure stepped from the shadows."Hello bitches time to die I will make you play so much basketball and kill you with knifes!"Gordon Ramsey yelled then Someone else yelled"Bitch I will torture them more"It was Simon Cowell"

The mentors had been shown
At that moment eveybody in the room wanted to
DIE
just like Kanye West and Avril Lavigne

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