Loki Plays Laser Tag With A Special Guest

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[The Avengers are Online]

Tony: Hurry! The Fantastic Four are in trouble!

Steve: Avengers, Assemble!

Bruce: HUUULLLKKKK SMAAAAASHHHH!!!!!

Clint: *sings*Let's go on a mission, mission mission!

Natasha: GET PROFESSIONAL, AGENT!!!>:[

Thor: It is HAMMERTIME!!!!!!

[The Avengers are Offline]

[Chatroom has been inactive for 15 minutes]

[Loki is Online]

Loki: Finally! At last I am alone in this tower! They must have forgotten about me... But what to do....

Loki: I know! I'll invite my friend!

[Loki invited Lorelei into the Chat]

Lorelei: Loki, what is this matter of Midgardian sorcery?

Loki: It's called a CHATROOM. It's used to chat through the internet.

Lorelei: The Midgardians have clearly corrupted your mind. You speak like a true Midgardian. But I quite enjoy this... Room of Chats.

Loki: Wanna play laser tag?

Lorelei: What?

Loki: We have to shoot each other with laser guns.

Lorelei: Like the ones used by the Dark Elves?

Loki: Precisely.

Lorelei: Then I will be honored to join.

Loki: YAAAY!

At this point in our tale, Loki and Lorelei are playing laser tag, but sadly I don't know how to put it in chatroom format since they are such quiet players and very good. But hey! You'll live!

Lorelei: Well, 'tis quite a fun yet exhausting game. Thank you, I have never been as entertained as seeing you fall from a chair.

Loki: Your welcome.

Lorelei: I must go. Odin will be enraged to see me out of prison. Loki Laufeyson I-

[Lorelei has left the Chat]

Loki: Lorelei! NOO!!!

[Loki is Offline]

[The Avengers are Online]

Tony: WHAT HAPPENED TO MY TOWER???!!!

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