A Visit From the Kids

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[The Avengers are Online]

Tony: You know about that weird reading yesterday?

Bruce: the one nobody knows about?

Tony: yah that one

Loki: some kind of sorcery perhaps?

Thor:Sorcery? SORCERY?

Tasha: We're not sure yet, Thor

Clint: Yeah it could be radiation or something. Look I'm a bird!

Loki: shut up you birdy buffoon

[James joined the chat]

[Francis joined the chat]

Steve: who...

[Hela joined the chat]

[Torunn joined the chat]

[Azari joined the chat]

[Pym joined the chat]

Torunn: Why are we here?

James: Uh I think we found our parents' chatroom...........

Tony: ARRRRRGGGGGHHHHH!!!! Which one of you is my kid?!

Hela: Mr Stark you won't have any children. Officially... >:D

Tony: Who are you anyway?

Hela: I'm Loki's daughter.

Clint: are you evil?

James: NO SHE'S NOT

Tasha: Are you her boyfriend?

James: yes I am and I'm also you and Cap's son. Officially.

Steve: What?

Clint: WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT!!!! What about me?!

Francis: You married Bobbi Morse and had me.

Clint: She's hot, that's okay.

Tasha: Clint, from this day forward, I BREAKUP WITH YOU! HA!

Clint: when are we ever couples?

Pym: anyway...

Thor: Who will I wed?

Torunn: You will marry Sif and had me. And Uncle Loki became a good guy.

Loki: Puh-lease don't call me UNCLE! makes me feel old you know

Azari: aren't you like 1000 or something?

Loki: NO! I'm 2014 years old! And I'm still YOUNG! Who are Azari and Pym Anyways?

Azari: you will know in about... 3 years from now.

Pym: I'm Ant-Man's son.

Tony: so you're Antboy?

Pym: no, I'm Wasp-Man

Tony: kid, you're like, what? ten?

Pym: I'm eleven! and a HALF!

Hela: uh...since we are stranded in here...

Francis: which is totally your fault...

Hela:no it's not. Can you send us a quinjet or something?

Tony: JARVIS, flight destination Antarctica, Quinjet Flight QJ 1313

JARVIS: Right away, sir.

Tony: wait there for 2 minutes.

[The Avengers are offline]

Hela: Okay, there it is.

Loki: You truly are my daughter?

Hela: Yes, now for Helheim's sake teach me a teleportation spell. and I'm also Queen of Helheim, Niflheim, Nidavellir and Muspellheim, and biologically Princess of Jotunheim and Svartalfheim, technically Princess of Asgard and Alfheim, and appointed to be the Director of SHIELD when Director Coulson died.

[Hela is offline]

Loki: is that true?

James: yes.

[Revengers are offline]

Loki: That's... that's a lot of thrones...

[Loki is offline]

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