+{"My love..~"}+ [Shrignold x Reader FanFic.] (OLD ASF)

{"What's your favorite idea?"} 2.

You glared at the door, eyes glazing over the carvings and frame that shone with a blue light. Was the robber just a really fucking fast carpenter? You felt your very soul pull your hand to the doorknob to open it, but it retracted ever so slightly. "... Maybe I should get my backpack too? Just in case..." You mummered, grabbing the [f/c] and black bag. You then turned back to the door, fixing the bags' strap over a shoulder as you grabbed the handle. You ripped the door open, being met with a man who was fairly taller then you. He looked like a red mop with two eyes that looked glued down on his head. "... Ah, they found another victim..." He spoke in a emotionless tone. "Who the fuck are you?? And why is there a door in my closet. . .?" You spoke in a cautious tone, trying to get any answers you could. "That's the most reasonable question anyone in your world has asked by far. . ." He said, sounding 'proud' while still sounding completely monotone. "I'll take that as a compliment." You said with a smirk, the 'Red Guy' chuckling a bit. "I hope they don't kill this one!" A scratchy voice said, big bird that you? A green and yellow bird puppet came out from behind 'Red Guy'. "I like this one, so.. Likewise Robin.." He said in his usual monotone voice. "Let me see! I didn't see the last one!- OOOH, I like your hair!" A small child-like puppet with yellow skin spoke quickly, looking at my hair and messing with it. "Manny, they have a bat." 'Red guy' pointed at the baseball bat. 

"Maybe cause I thought somebody broke into my home..." You muttered back. He seemed to tense up underneath the 'fur'. "You, You need to hide. If they all see you you are as good as dea-" He was cut off by a gloved hand pushing him aside and grabbing you by the shirt to pull you into the world, you let out a yelp as the door was slammed shut behind you. "Well well well! Draed, you were hiding this person from me? You know I won't hurt them! After-all they took me from that damned yard sale. . ." The clock shuttered. "They even guessed my name, that takes skill!" He pat your head after letting you back onto solid ground. You turned around quickly, seeing the door was nowhere to be seen now. "SHIT!" You yelled out, glanced around for the stupid door. "Seems we got a dirty mouthed one... Ah, oh well!" The clock, which was most likely 'Tony' said. " . . . Ah geez, I guess this is my life now. . ." You shrugged, Tony poking at your face after finding the large bags under your eyes. "{Y/N} may I ask, what are these dark skin parts on your face?" He questioned, staring intensely. "Oh, that's just from lack of sleep." You shrugged after explaining eye-bags. "... Why don't you sleep then? I didn't see them on the other human people..." Tony got closer to your face to better see the darkened skin. "Erm... I can't I guess." You'd simply explain. He seemed satisfied with that answer, getting out of your personal space. "Well! Lets get you introduced to the rest! You already know Draed, Manny, and Robin. So there is no need of that!" The clock dragged you along quickly, seeming not to pay any mind if the other three were fast enough to keep up. 

Tony kept talking about how strange you felt, saying you were 'squishy' and 'constantly moving'. "Ah, here we are! EVERYONE, GET OUT HERE!" he yelled in a eardrum-bursting voice. You winced, thanking everything that you could still hear. Soon enough a few ...'people' stepped out, along with one flying down from a nearby cloud. "What is it- A NEW FRIEEENND!" A notebook yelled in joy, hopping onto your shoulder to examine you. Another came up, a sentient computer.. I shit you not, and he too started to circle you, not once touching you though. After those two were done, Tony told you they were 'Colin' and 'Paige'. The next two were a steak and a lamp that looked fuckin' wasted. The lamp stared you in the damn soul, blinking twice before saying 'Ur ChiLl.' and waddling away. The steak did the same as the first two, but also picked you up. "This one is tiny!" He exclaimed, seeming happy about his discovery. "I'm Steve! I'll uh, put'cha down now!" He smiled widely, placing you safely on the grassy floor. Lastly, a butterfly puppet fluttered up to you, his eyes going to hearts instantly. "THIS ONE IS MINE! I WANT THIS ONE!" He yelled, clinging onto your arm. Tony seemed startled by this, although he sent a look of concern your way. "I guess it is s-settled, Shrignold will get the human." He declared, the notebook seeming sad at this. "Awww, I bet they would've been creative with me. . . ." She said in a sadder tone. Shrignold however was over the moon, so much so, that he nearly started to zoom off with you into the sky if it weren't for Tony.

"Remember Shrignold! Keep a good WATCH on them." He smiled widely at his own pun. The butterfly hissed, grabbing you by the shirt and zooming into a cloud. After a while he plopped you down on a huge cloud, fluttering onto it himself as well. "Welcome to your new home! I must say you are incredibly handsome." he complimented, staring into your eyes with his small heart-shaped pupils. You turned red at this compliment, thanking him none-the-less however. Before completely processing what he had said. "NEW HOME!?" You yelled out, Shrignold smiling wildly at you. "We can't reopen the Adventure Door! It has to be next year til we can open it!" he whined, your face becoming pale. "I AM STUCK HERE F-FOR A YEAR!?" you yelled out, the butterfly fluttering in front of your face. "You c-can't leave! If you do you'd probably die instantly after re-exiting that door! It happened to the last human!" He frantically spoke, trying to calm you. Something in you irked at this, telling you to get closer to him. You held out a hand, nearly touching his face. He seemed to stop, 'blushing' somehow. His heart pupils went a darker shade of red, and he quickly put his head into your hand, like a cat. You stared at his eyes, and he would simply stare back. "A-Anyways, where are we going off to?" You stuttered after pulling away with a harsh blush across your face. "OH! My home, after-all we can't leave you alone can we now love?" He rambled, did he call you LOVE? This isn't gonna bite you in the ass anytime soon, not at all.

"Sure! Lead the way Shrignold!"