[ DISCONTINUED ] Outside the Solar System | Old Version

● 2╎Proxima?! ●

Cidxr: I'm sorry for being lazy ywrh5ehry. I read too much Countryhumans, my library and reading list are full of CH if you don't know. *slams table*

"Proxima Centauri" Earth said.

"Where can we find them? What system are they in? Are they far away from us?"

"Don't worry Venus, they're the nearest star"

"Oh" Venus is relived that it's not that far away from the Solar System.

"I can't wait to see them" Sol said while still spinning. "Uhm Sol, you can stop spinning now" Earth said. Sol stopped for awhile. "How can we get there?" Neptune asked. Earth and Venus looked at Neptune as if they we're planning something evil.

"Uhh.. what's with that look?" This kinda scares Neptune. "We need your super sonic winds to get there fast"

"Okay" Neptune readied a very fast wind. "When am I gonna release it?" "Now" Venus replied.

Neptune released a very fast wind. It was very very fast. Earth told Neptune to stop because they have reached their destination.

"Which one is Proxima? I see three Stars" This confused Sol. Jupiter looks like it was about to do something Saturn won't like.

"PROXIMA FAQ YOU"

"FAQ YOU TOO"

"Jupiter wtf" Saturn said.

Earth pointed at where Proxima is located. "Why the heck is Proxima small?!" Jupiter complained.

One of the planets saw them and went closer to them without Proxima knowing. "Hi" the planet greeted. The planet was very far away from its star. "That's Proxima Centauri C" everyone looked at Earth as if they know everything. "Uhm.. what's with that look?" This made Earth feel awkward in this kind of situation.

"Uhh.. I named them-"

"WHAT" Venus looks like she's about to kill her twin. "I WANT TO NAME PLANETS TOO, I WON'T GIVE BORING NAMES LIEK PROXIMA CENTAURI C, YOU SHOULD'VE LET ME-"

"HUMANS NAMED THEM AND YOU HAVE NO LIFE IN YOUR PLANET, CAUSE YOUR FUCKING CLOSE TO SOL"

"Oh right"

Proxima Centauri C looks more confused. They haven't seen any planet or star outside their own system. Proxima Centauri C also noticed that Sol is orbiting around them. "It's to keep everyone warm, I also maked sure my distance is far enough so that life on earth won't die" Sol stated.

"You guys have an habitable planet too?"

"Sol: Yes but only Earth"

"Oh"

"Earth: fUcK oFf"

Proxima Centauri C is getting uncomfortable in this kind of situation.

Lol I'm lazy gdkfuxmrysmyr.