Nikocado Avocado and his boyfriend Orlin walk into their local McDonald's. They are in line at the registers, far behind. "Haha, Orlin, look at this meme!" Said Nik. It was a meme from iFunny, which Orlin despised with a burning passion. "Nik, that meme is awful," Said Orlin, "and iFunny is the worst thing ever.""SSSSHSHHHHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHHHHH!!!!" Said Nik. People looked at them weirdly. In return, Orlin gave Nik a disappointed face as he always did. It was always like this; Nik being dumb, Orlin snapping at him, Nik doing something dumber, and Orlin being even more mad at Nik than he was in the first place. Orlin couldn't help but ponder over this thought for awhile. Nik had been an awful person to him, and an even worse lover. After all of these years, he had gotten nowhere, and was silently suffering on his own while his health deteriorated. It was time for him to get his revenge.
After around 15 minutes of waiting in line, they finally got to the register to order. "Hello! What would you like to order?" Asked their cashier. "I'll have 100 nuggets, 2 number #9's, a number #9 large, a number #6 with extra dip, a number #7, 2 number #45's, one with cheese, and a large soda!" Said Nik. The cashier's smile slightly dropped. Orlin looked at Nik disappointedly. "I'll have a #2-" Said Orlin. "NO! All you get is a medium fry!" Interrupted Nik, "Scratch what he said. Just a medium fry for him." "Alright! Your total will be $95.76." Responded the cashier. Nik glared at Orlin with puppy dog eyes, and after 5 seconds of his nonsense, Orlin decided to pay for the meal. They headed to their table and waited. After around a minute, Nik got irritated. "Waaahaaahaah!" He whined, "When does our food get here?!" Orlin lightly hit Nik for his obnoxiousness. Before Nik could hit him back, however, their food arrived. "Hello, sirs! Here's your order!" Said the server, "Will that be all, or do you need anything else?" "We're good, thank you." Replied Nik in a sassy tone. As soon as their server left, Nik pulled out his filming camera and turned it on.
"Hey guys, it's Nikocado Avocado! Today we're at McDonald's, and I'm going to eat 100 chicken nuggets, all in 100 bites!" He said, as he opened his box of nuggets. Orlin sulked at his fries. Before Nik could count eat 10 nuggets, Orlin had devoured his fries. "27! Mmh, 28! 29-" "Can I PLEASE have something else to eat?!" Asked Orlin, "A few french fries isn't enough!" "Sssssshhhhhh!" Said Nik. The other people in the restaurant looked at them in disgust once again. "You aren't getting anything else!" Rebutted Nik, "Be grateful that I even got you a medium fry! If you were anyone else, I would have purchased a small fry!" "But I'm the one who paid fo-" "SSSSHHHHH!" Interrupted Nik. Orlin hungrily sat as Nik devoured his chicken nuggets. He was incredibly hungry. So hungry that he could eat almost anything, at that point. He began to hallucinate, and gazed at Nik. "A talking chicken nugget!" He thought to himself. "I'm so hungry that I could probably eat this entire thing!" He gazed in awe at an unsuspecting Nik. "84! Mmmm, these nuggets are delicious! 85! 86! 87-"
CRUNCH
Everyone in the restaurant stared at Nik and Orlin. Orlin had bitten Nick's shoulder, causing him to pass out. "Wait, this doesn't taste like a chicken nugget..." Thought Orlin. He then snapped back to reality and realized what he had done. He had taken a huge bite out of Nik and had left a large gap in his shoulder. People screamed. However, he had gone insane from not eating for so long (an hour), and decided to eat Nick's leftovers for him. He was already going to jail, why not enjoy his final moments of freedom by eating his victim's food? In roughly 2 minutes, the police arrived, and took Orlin with them. Nik was transferred to an ambulance. Nik died of rabies that he got from Orlin's bite, and Orlin was sentenced to 1 week of League of Legends. He died a day after because his body couldn't withstand the horrors and P2W of the game.
The moral of the story?
Chinken nugert.
