3rd Perosn's POV:
A normal discussion was going on in the meeting room, Hades speaking with his beloved Persephone, Cerberus near them, Poseidon's having a mental breakdown as he looks over his work on his laptop, files spread all around. Artemis speaking with Hera, Aphrodite, and Hermes. Dionysus is just lounging around. It seemed like any other day until a certain God of sky busted down the doors, literally, catching everyone's attention.
"Courtroom.NOW!" Zeus shouted at the top of his lungs, if that even counts for God's/Goddesses, considering there could be no limit.
"Brother, maybe you didn't notice, but some of us ACTUALLY have work to do instead of laying AROUND YOU ANIMAL!" Poseidon "calmly" informs his brother.
"Oh, well I apologize brother but," He pauses for a moment removing his shoe, showing he came here in one shoe, pretty much barefoot, then continues, "I have been robbed, we must get to the bottom of this! My other shoe has been stolen! Someone has wronged me and I wish to know who!" He once again shouts, shaking his shoe violently, showing he is serious.
"Are you sure it wasn't your wife who did it? It wouldn't be the first considering how poorly you treat her." Hades states, dead serious, as he holds his beloved in his arms.
"Excuse me, WHAT ARE YOU IMPLYING HADES!" Zeus shouts, a storm cloud appearing in the room, windows shattering.
"What do you think? Everyone in Olympus knows just how horrible you are you cheating, short-tempered pig." Hades replies,his usual calm demeanor unaffected by his brothers rage fit.
"Well maybe it was that mutt of yours. I know he's been eyeing my shoes since I got them the other day!" He says, holding a thunderbolt towards the three headed being, that returns the act with a low growl.
"Now Zeus I believe there is no need for such behavior, especially over something as feeble as a pair of shoes." Athena interrupts.
"Stay out of this, this doesn't reqire a woman's concern, of course you wouldn't understand the powerful meaning behind a man's shoes!" Zeus says, clearly not realizing what he had just said as all the Goddesses in the room, including Persephone, turned their attention towards him.
"Um....I believe you misinterpreted what I had said, what I meant was, I just, it was..... I am going to go." Zeus says, pointing towards the door, slowly inching backwards, then bolts out the door frame, the raging Goddesses chasing after him.
"Well, anyone up for some fine wine?" Dionysus ask, receiving 'yes's,' 'sures,' and some other forms of yes.
Special episode, "Zeus's shoe matter, is of his least concerns!"
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God's Court
FanfictionWhat if the God's were lawyers in court? Not in the God realm but the human realm, all immortal matters are dealt with in one place. Interested in seeing Zeus lose his marbles and more? Then check it out!
