"..I want a divorce"

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Muichiro: Dads, I'll be going to the Red Light district for a mission

Tengen: Dads? I thought you didn't have parents?

Shinobu: Now, Uzui-sama, he could've just recently adopted!

Muichiro: I sent that to the wrong group chat sry

Gyomei: You have two dads?

Mitsuri: WHAAA? How come I didn't know, Toki? :((((

Muichiro: Monroji, I didn't want anyone to know.

Tengen: The fuck? Why wouldn't you want us to know?!

Sanemi: WTF DO YOU MEAN BY 'WRONG GC'

Kagaya: Uzui, Sanemi, that's enough.

Tengen: Right, sorry master! That was very un-flamboyant of me, I apologise

Kagaya: If you're comfortable with it, may I ask about how recent this adoption was?

Muichiro: Hmm.. maybe a couple days ago? I don't remember.

Mitsuri: Can we meet them? I want to see how cute they are!

Muichiro: I have a mission with another slayer, maybe after that.

Mitsuri: YAY! :D

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Nezuko: damn you really messed up this time

Kaigaku: well i mean, it isnt the first time weve disguised ourselves as humans

Akaza: FUCK NO YUOR NOT GOING. THEY ARE HASHIRA

Kokushibo: I agree, it's far too risky

Daki: especially with the annoying kid and the crybaby, their scent and hearing are wayyy above average

Gyutaro: well they cant kill me, we only have to worry about kai

Muichiro: Some girl named Misaki really wants to see how pretty my parents are, sorry

Genya: do you mean mitsuri, mui?

Hantengu: both of you go, if things get bad we'll have douma to protect you

Akaza: woah his first words

Douma: Me and maru are shocked

Akaza: maru?

Douma: I named the frog maru :D

Muichiro: Alright sounds good Hantengu

Muichiro: When I come back from my mission, you'll meet the other hashiras

@Nakime went online

Nakime: Kokushibo I want a divorce

Kokushibo: We aren't married-?

Nakime: Will you marry me?

Kokushibo: Sure why not.

Kaigaku: tf am i reading rn?

Kanae: I'm pretty sure the man should propose.. but that works too!

Rengoku: Congratulations, demon!

Akaza: wtf?

Daki: poor kai, his parents are having a divorce :(

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