kny chat-fic 😍

"Yessir."

I wanna try writing something with the hashira on this one so here ig (also sorry for the super late update)

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Mitsuri: ok here me out

Giyuu: k

Obanai: shut up giyuu

Shinobu: Continue what you were saying mitsuri, we're all ears.

Shinobu: Or eyes I guess.

Gyomei: Oh.

Mitsuri: women and men

Mitsuri: you can just love them both, everyone is so hot

Uzui: i think your onto something.. one step forward to world peace

Sanemi: wtf

Muichiro: i dont know how to even respond, congrats on coming out?

Mitsuri: YAYA

@Kagaya went online

Sanemi: Morning master.

Rengoku: Its not morning!

Uzui: WTF

Obanai: Looks like Uzui's dead boyfriend came back from the dead.

Obanai: Man just hopped out the coffin.

Mitsuri: WHO ARE YOU AND WHY ARE YOU TEXTING US ON RENGOKU'S PHONE!

Mitsuri: The disrespect!

Giyuu: damn

Gyomei: Rengoku is here?

Rengoku: Yes!

Muichiro: It ain't a joke, idiots.

Kanae: Taste the rainbow motherfuckers!

Giyuu: watch your language in front of the master

Shinobu: Listen here you shit demon slayer. (not giyuu)

Shinobu: Impersonating Rengoku is one thing, but impersonating my fucking sister?

Kanae: It really is us though?

Sanemi: LIKE HELL WE'LL BELIEVE YOU

Kanae: 😐

Kanae: That one time when you were locked in that bathhouse and-

Sanemi: Nevermind, shut the fuck up.

Uzui: Damn shawty.

Obanai: I'll skin you and feed you to kaburamaru.

Shinobu: I.. missed you a lot Kanae.

Mitsuri: Wah! Shinobu is tearing up!

Kagaya: So our fallen demon slayers can still reach us..?

Muichiro: Yessir.

Uzui: ..

Uzui: I can't fuck Ren though

Giyuu: you really didnt need to add anything else

Rengoku: I'd rather stay a virgo!

Rengoku: Virgin! My apologies for the autocorrect.

Sanemi: Mf uzui ruined the fucking moment.

Gyomei: Glad your back with us Rengoku and Kanae! Even if we may not see you.

Obanai: That's rich coming from you.

Gyomei: .

Obanai: Sorry.

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I love uzuren, too bad rengoku is a donut now