𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐃𝐈𝐒𝐀𝐒𝐓𝐑𝐎𝐔𝐒 𝐎𝐔𝐑𝐀𝐍 𝐇𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐒𝐂𝐇𝐎𝐎𝐋 𝐇𝐎𝐒𝐓 𝐂𝐋𝐔𝐁

ɴᴏᴛʜɪɴɢ ᴇʟsᴇ, ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴄʀᴀᴄᴋ ʙᴇᴄᴀᴜsᴇ ɪ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ɴᴏᴛʜɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ ᴅᴏ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴍʏ ʟɪꜰᴇ

𝙈𝙞𝙡𝙙 𝙗𝙖𝙙 𝙡𝙖𝙣𝙜𝙪𝙖𝙜𝙚 𝙗𝙚𝙘𝙖𝙪𝙨𝙚 𝙄𝙙𝙠 𝙄 𝙛𝙚𝙚𝙡 𝙨𝙡𝙚𝙚𝙥𝙮 𝙖𝙨 𝙨𝙩𝙛𝙪. 𝘼𝙣𝙙 𝙨𝙤 𝙡𝙞𝙠𝙚- 𝙝𝙖𝙧𝙚𝙢 𝙨𝙝𝙞𝙩 𝙮'𝙠𝙣𝙤𝙬..😒

Honey: Hey Takashi?

Mori: *turns his head to Honey*

Honey: What's that on Ku-chan's neck?

Haruhi: Huh? *looks at Saiki's neck*

Haruhi: HOLY SHIT SAIKI IS THAT A HICKEY??!

Tamaki: WHAAAAAAT?!

Kyoya: No wonder Mori-senpai was doing to Kusuo..

Saiki: I did not give you the permission to call me by my-

Hitachiin twins: They had sex?

Honey: Takashi.. What's sex?

Mori: *rapidly sweating with a shock expression*

Saiki: What the fuck-

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Renge: Kyoya!

Kyoya: *turns around*

Renge: You, are my love of my life and you can't change tha-

Kyoya: I already have a love of my life?

Everyone, exclude Kyoya and Saiki: *GASP*

Tamaki: WAAIT WHATT?!

Honey: KYO-CHAN HAS A PARTNER????

Some random girl: WHO IS IT?!

Kyoya: *looks at Saki then winks at him*

All the customers: I SHIP IT!!!

Saiki: I swear to fucking God I'm getting hit on everyday.

Tamaki: Kyoya... AND KUSUO! LANGUAGE!!

Saiki: I did not give you!-

Saiki: You know what?! Forget it!

Saiki storms off to eat cake*

Kaoru: Huh, didn't know Kusuo-

Hikaru: -could talk.

Saiki in a room that never existed but it still did: FUCK YOU!

Kyoya: But I already fucked you?

The customers fall on the floor nose bleeding from whatever they are thinking

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Saiki: I will not wear this-

Author: YOU WILL

Saiki: I'm so kicking your fujoshi ass into space.

Author: But it's gonna be worth it!

Author pushes Saiki into the host club room*

Tamaki: *blushing like a tomato and steams coming from his head like lava*

Kyoya: *covering his face with his death book*

Mori: *things about lewd shit* {WTF MORI😡}

Kaoru: I'VE BEEN BLESSED-

Hikaru: This is worth the sin. *smirks*

Saiki, whispering: I'm so fucking done..

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𝙃𝙀𝙔 𝙎𝙄𝙉𝙉𝙀𝙍𝙎

𝙄 𝙒𝙍𝙊𝙏𝙀 𝙏𝙃𝙄𝙎 𝘽𝙀𝘾𝘼𝙐𝙎𝙀 𝙄 𝙊𝙉𝙇𝙔 𝙃𝘼𝘿 4 𝙃𝙊𝙐𝙍𝙎 𝙊𝙁 𝙎𝙇𝙀𝙀𝙋 𝘼𝙉𝘿 𝙈𝙔 𝙋𝙃𝙊𝙉𝙀 𝙄𝙎 𝘼𝙏 19% 𝙏𝙃𝘼𝙉𝙆𝙎 𝙁𝙊𝙍 𝙍𝙀𝘼𝘿𝙄𝙉𝙂 𝘽𝙔 𝙇𝙐𝙑 𝙐

-ʟᴜɴᴀʀ_ᴜʟᴛʀᴀʟɪᴛᴇ☾