I have brought you all on this journey to tell you something.
We have been meaning to contact you about your cars extended warranty. It seems that you don't have an extended warranty and we at ****** would like to fix that. It only costs $100 a year plus the starter fee of: $200 dollars, your soul, the blood of your first born child, and that one piece of trash you haven't picked up off your floor yet.
After your first month this deal will expire and your interest will go up by 200%. If you happen to die while you have debt to us we will resurrect you and force you to pay the rest.
Hope you have a great day and we pray to God you fall for this trap- I mean that you have a great day.
-Your friends from the ****** company
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I'm bored so heres memes that I like
Randommost of this will be anime and LGBTQ memes and I'm bored. there might also be random fanart. Did you see the last tag?
