Scaramouche | ☁️ Modern AU | What Are You Doing Here? pt. 1

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𝘛𝘞: 𝘊𝘶𝘳𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘨, 𝘴𝘮𝘢𝘤𝘬 𝘵𝘢𝘭𝘬

"𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘵𝘢𝘣𝘭𝘦 𝘪𝘴 𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘦𝘳𝘷𝘦𝘥 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘦𝘭𝘴𝘦

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"𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘵𝘢𝘣𝘭𝘦 𝘪𝘴 𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘦𝘳𝘷𝘦𝘥 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘦𝘭𝘴𝘦... 𝘴𝘰 𝘨𝘦𝘵 𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘮𝘺 𝘧𝘢𝘤𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘰𝘯."

Notes before reading:
~ Regarding the above banner, some of you might've noticed that I actually used Raiden Shogun's namecard for the background. Since Scaramouche isn't a playable character yet, I don't have anything for his name card. I promise though that when and if he becomes a playable character, I'll replace the background with his namecard ~
~ Also, this oneshot is in a Modern AU, in the real world world and not in Teyvat ~
~ This oneshot was a made because of a request. I hope you're happy with the final result! I'll post the second part soon ~

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"And... what does this do?" Scaramouche stared confusedly at the red button on his phone in front of him.

Childe smirked at how easily his clueless friend had fallen into his trap. "That allows you to chat with someone."

Scaramouche raised an eyebrow. "How do I know who I'm talking to? And what do we even talk about?"

"Just find a profile with a description that seems cool, and then start a chat with them about whatever you want," Childe explained, trying not to laugh. "For example..." He pressed on a random faceless icon. "Here's someone to talk to. It says that they live nearby."

"Okay..." Scaramouche huffed. "So what do I say?"

Childe thought for a second before suggesting, "how about 'hi gorgeous' or 'hi handsome'."

Scaramouche scowled, "that's disgusting. Can I just send a simple 'hello'?"

"Sure, have it your way," Childe chuckled.

TheBalladeer started a new conversation with (U/N)

TheBalladeer: Hello

"Alright. So what do I do now?" Scaramouche looked up from his phone and at Childe, who was smiling innocently.

"You wait for them to answer," Childe answered, as a waitress walked up to their table.

"One Calla Lily Seafood Soup and a plate of Multi-Colored Dango," the waitress exclaimed, smiling at them.

"Oh! The Calla Lily Seafood Soup is over here, and the lovely gentleman over there has the dango," Childe replied with an innocent grin.

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