3rd person pov (srry if you dont like it its just easeir to write like this lol) TW: THIS CHAPTER HAS SLIGHT HOMOPHOBIA YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED. Also make sure to vote and sub with prime B) also go follow my tiktoks @ExpL0it3d and @ibunkied.wattpad
Karl,Sapnap and Quackity where going to the pride parade (lets just pretend its june lol its march when im writing this so hi if ur from the future) when they arrived they saw Eret on top of a float (like the things they ride on in parades google it lol)
Karl waved to him and he returned the gesture. All three of the boys started holding up their flags Quackity had a GAY flag. Karl had a TRANSGENDER flag. (Fun fact im a trans female) sapnap had a POLYSEXUAL flag. Quackity and Karl decided to get some food
Karl pov: I had gotten a "Pride delight or a donut that had rainbow syrup and powdered sugar my shorter boyfreind got a smoothie that was pink,green and blue. When we started back to where Sapnap was we found some protesters across the street many of them had signs that said "Gays go to hell" bold of them to assume im gay. We were cracking jokes about them until I saw Sap arguing with one of them.
Quackity pov:
I ran up to sapnap quickly breaking up the fight. Yo calm tf down I say. As Karl caught up with us. Why are y'all arguing? To which the random person responded with "well tell this CHEATER that he is committing a SIN" ok one : how is he a cheater and two: what sin is he doing I say slightly annoyed.
Well his flag is poly which means he has multiple lovers the person stated. I just bursted out laughing omg I almost chocked on your stupidity. Ok first off '' I clear my throat'' since you're a stupid bitch im gonna have to explain it. He is one of my fiance's. And second off not everyone believes in god dumbass .
W-we-well-well UGH FINE WHATEVER. The person stormed off. Uhmm do you guys wanna just go home my throat kinda hurts after that (AYOO PAUSE) Yea we should just go home sapnap added.. to which karl agrees with.
When they got home they cuddled and fell asleep or sum shit.
YAY NEW CHAPTER OUT PLEASE GO CHECK OUT MY OTHER BCUZ THIS IS MY MOST SONG LYRIC TIME.
AINT SHIT:DOJA CAT
MAN THIS HSIT HAPPENED
ONE,TWO THREE TIMES TO MUCH
THE DUMB ASS NIGGAS
NIGGAS AINT SHIT
COME UP IN YO CRIB ALL UP
IN YO FRIDGE CAN'T PAY RENT
LOOK AT WHAT U DID
LISTEN TO YO FREINDS WHEN THEY SAY NIGGAS AINT SHIT
GOIN NIGGAS AINT SHIT
COME UP IN YO FRIDGE ALL UP IN YO CRIB
ALL UP IN YO CRIB CANT PAY RENT
LOOK AT WJAT U DID
LISTEN TO YO FREINDS
WHEN THEY SAY NIGGAS AINT SHIT
YOU CAN SAY THAT AGAIN
NIGGAS IS SQUARE LIKE MADDISON
I CANT EVEN GET. AT AT THEM
THEY FALL THEN I GOTTA
FACEPALM SHAKE EM
LIKE A EIGHT BALL AND ITS EMBARRASSING
TEN PAGE TEXT SHOULD'VE WROTE A BOOK
VOULDA MADE A BAG BUT HE BROKE
AMD HE STILL WAITING
TIL I CAN CJILL AMD HE REALLY THINK IMA GET
BACK TO HIM DOING TO MUCJ RELAX A BIT
ACTING LIKE TJAT CUZ YO DADS A BITCH
MUST BE THE WAY THAT THE PLANETS IS MUST BE YA FAVE CAUSE
ITS NOT YO DICK
IM A FREAK NOT A MASOCHISTIC
THATS ALL YALL GETTING CUZ IM TIRED ASF
YOU ARE READING
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