[REWRITTEN] ~A Frisky Night~

Who Would've Thought?

SpongeBob and Patrick had been in a relationship for quite some time now. Their relationship started after a small walk in Jellyfish Fields. Patrick confessed his deep and undying love for Spongebob followed by a warm, passionate kiss. Since that day they have been more inseparable than ever. Today was Valentine’s Day, a day where love (and sometimes lust) filled the air. Normally, Spongebob and Patrick would go on a date to Jellyfish Fields to catch jellyfish, but this Valentine's Day was different. This time Spongebob and Patrick decided to get a little..frisky. (A/N: why am I writing this? And in fucking school of all places. More specifically English Class as of right now) Patrick was on top of Spongebob, their lips merged into a searing and passionate kiss. “Oh Spongebob~” Patrick moaned. “Oh yeah Mr. Krabs~” Spongebob groaned. Patrick stopped and pulled away from the yellow male. “Spongebob… are you cheating on me with your boss??” Patrick’s voice was shaking, he couldn’t believe what he just heard. He felt many emotions; sadness, betrayal, anger, lust….? Spongebob’s explicit expression quickly changed into a nervous one. “Patrick! I-It's not what you think! I needed a pay rai-” “NO, It’s exactly what I think! You’re cheating on me with your boss!” Patrick yelled, stopping Spongebob mid sentence. “Patrick.. I’m sorry..” Spongebob squeaked, tears forming in his eyes. “I guess I shouldn't be so mad at you.. I cheated on you too..with Squidward..” Patrick mumbled. “Wh-What?” Spongebob was at a loss for words. Nothing else was said for a few minutes. Eventually, Spongebob broke the silence. “Wanna have a foursome?”

(A/N: i apologize for bringing this back.)