Chapter 8

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Amanda POV:
Could the bastard be anymore arrogant. stupid pig I murmured. But you love him my wolf replied sadness basically oozing out of her. I have an idea how about we make a poem especially for him. *clears throat*. Roses are red
Violets are blue
If I had a brick
I'd throw it at you
Even though you are sad
I won't be mad
If you fall on your ass and then the alligator come eat you.

The last part didn't rhyme Amanda my wolf huffed. See if you can do any better I snapped.

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Monkeys are stupid
and so are you
Even when your stupid
I'll hit you with a pan

My wolf said then smirked like she knew she was going to win this. mine was better I mumbled. Sorry dear I couldn't hear you over my victory she said while doing a moronic victory dance. Whatever I said.
Don't you hate it when everyone comes back all badass and get new cars. When I got stuck with a lexus I pouted to my wolf even thought she was probably off in lala land. She is so thick headed I thought. I'm part of your head so I can hear you my wolf said Beaming with pride as if she discovered Barack Obama had a pet llama named Jupiter. I would like a pet llama I thought.

A/N
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Who do you think did better at the rhymes. Amanda or her wolf comment.

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