Nyoommmm

1. Lunner

Asgardian

You would have never opened that book if you knew what would happen next. All you could remember next was the burning, cold pain and muffled voices.

"So- fel-"

"Who- ali-"

"They- heart- ing"

"They- -st ki-"

"-e -eed med- now" Soon the pain disappeared. Your vision was blurry.

"Fury, we need med right now. Someone just fell from that wormhole with Stark. Stark isn't breathing." A man in blue carrying a circular object said. Your vision cleared. You realized he was Captain America.

"Where am I?" You asked trying to sit up, but it felt like an elephant was sitting on you.

"Stay down, kid." He said, moving to Stark. You tried to sit up anyways. The Hulk landed next to Stark.

"Big guy, hit his chest, please." You told the Hulk, pointing at Stark. He hit Stark's chest and Stark woke with a start.

"Alright guys, how about we take a day off. Maybe get something to eat" Stark suggested. The medics just then arrived. "Wait, who are you?" He finally asked you while the medics tried to get him out of his suit.

"Y/n. Now, where am I... and... possibly when?" You asked, looking around at the heroes you knew and loved.

"New York City and it's 2012, kid." Rodgers explained. You laid back down and sighed loudly.

"Just my luck. I am the ONLY one that this could happen to." You said staring at the sky while the medics looked for wounds.

"That falling out of the sky could happen to, because that happened to me too, hun." Stark added sarcastically.

"No, switching realities. Y'all aren't real where I'm from. Just fictional characters that I write shitty fanfiction about and cosplay." You sassed back.

"Language!" Steve said.

"No, switching realities. Y'all aren't real where I'm from. Just fictional characters that I write shitty fanfiction about and cosplay." You mocked. You saw Thor freeze.

"What language was that?" Natasha asked.

"Not sure. Anyways, this is probably the part where you should finish the fight, eat shawarma together, and be in silence processing how you fought aliens. I could join and process how my life has completely changed for better or worse." You suggested looking at them.

"You spoke Asgardian, child! Are you from Asgard?" Thor boomed. You cringed at the noise.

"Nope, a midgardian that has sensitive hearing." You explained as the medics deemed you good enough to go.

"You can join us for what? Dinner?" Stark asked looking at the sky.

"Lunner" You said. The avengers looked confused. "It's too late for lunch and too early for dinner, lunner." You explained. You got taken to a shield base and the agents were told to leave you alone in your makeshift room *cough* unused cubicle with a door *cough*. Soon they came back. Apparently, Loki was put in a holding cell for now. You all trudged to the closest shawarma shop with Banner now in pants and calmed. Everyone sat is silence, eating for a good half hour.

"So, from another reality?" Barton asked.

"Most likely. I can't come up with another explanation for how I was dumped in the woods by my date in Oregon one minute then here in NYC with the avengers the next." You explained.

"At least I got my dates a way home." Stark said still staring into space.

"Yeah, but I'm here now, can't think of a way back, and all I can do is go from here. I'll treat it like a video game, this is just the next level of crazy." You said.